John Stumpf, Who Was Never Going To Work At A Bank Ever Again, Officially Barred From Working At A Bank Ever Again
And before you make that offer to Carrie Toldstedt, you might want to read on.
Equifax Now On Step 2 Of The Wells Fargo Plan For Hamfisted Handling Of A PR Apocalypse
Step 1 was fucking up so unbelievably hard.
Travis Kalanick Making Double Sure That Uber Not Appear Too Apologetic For Any Of Its Myriad Ongoing Scandals
At this point, the only person who makes sense as Uber COO is John Stumpf.
Here's The One Thing You Need To Know From Wells Fargo's 110-Page Scandal Autopsy
Running the gauntlet with Wells Fargo.
Wells Fargo Thisclose To Wrapping Up Internal Investigation By Offering Angry Customers 5 Minutes Alone With A Naked And Chained John Stumpf
After internal investigation, Wells Fargo relieved to see that it already fired all the bad people.
Lacking Anything Better To Do, Wells Fargo Execs To Study Employee Culture
Tim Sloan still trying to figure out what drove all those employees to recklessly pursue arbitrary sales goals.
Tim Sloan Gets $2 Million Raise For Not Being John Stumpf
Let he who is without a reputation-shattering sales scandal of biblical proportions on his watch cast the first stone.
Jamie Dimon Needs To Keep Hiding Away His Forbidden Love For Cross-Selling
Another cross-selling scandal is the kind of voodoo that even a Trump White House might not be able to ignore.
If Your Definition Of ‘Fine’ Is ‘Still An Utter Sh!tstorm’ Then Yes, Wells Fargo Is Fine
At least Wells Fargo is consistent.
WikiLeaks Proves Hillary Clinton Ruled Out Burning Jamie Dimon Alive Back In Early 2015
You can breathe a sigh of relief, J-Dimez.
New Wells Fargo Commercial Apparently Targets People Who Hate Wells Fargo But Love Boring Commercials
This 30 second TV spot feels longer than a Stumpf Senate hearing.
Dehumanizing Agony Of Working At Wells Fargo Could Only Be Quelled By Chugging Gallons Of Hand Sanitizer
This is an interesting peek inside life at the stagecoach.
New Wells Fargo Boss Looks A Little Too Much Like Old Boss To Some People
Even Wells Fargo's website thinks Tim Sloan and John Stumpf are hard to tell apart.
Wall Street Analysts Thrilled To See John Stumpf Clean Out His Desk
No offense or anything.
Elizabeth Warren Is Having Mixed Emotions About John Stumpf's "Retirement"
It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.
Wells Fargo's Stumpf Succession Plan Is Also An Elaborate Trolling Of Elizabeth Warren
"Do we have a guy maybe MORE tarred than Stumpf? Promote him!"
Wells Fargo CFO: Scandal Won't Hurt Bottom Line But Shhh, Don't Tell Anyone
500 execs can keep a secret, right?