Jamie Dimon's obsession with being the next JR Ewing is becoming difficult to ignore.
Hard to see how Jamie is going to be Neumann's personal banker from THE OVAL OFFICE.
This is escalating quickly.
Jamie Dimon seduced Adam Neumann in what we assume was a "Dangerous Liaisons" wager scenario with Lloyd Blankfein.
US Customs has $1 billion of coke with a lot of names on it.
Our sources say "Yessir, buckaroo."
The Khaleesi of Wall Street throws some shade at The Stagecoach.
Lest you all forget, one of the original public companies is a full and total clusterf@ck.
Now that Harvey Schwartz has turned The Stagecoach down allow us to take the reins of this job search.
Siri, what's something you'd make your bank do if you wanted to run for President?
The 46th President of these United States uses new metaphor to not say that he's not running.
JPMCoin is the first financial instrument built to troll a whole class of financial instruments.
Pinterest is going with the big guns.
The 46th President of The United States tells CNBC that his body belongs to both sides of the aisle.
Sorry, Jay, you're just not a fit with the next administration.
The Khaleesi of Wall Street has gathered his armies, and the moment is upon us.