JPMorgan Preparing To Become New York's Most Powerful Texas-Based Financial Institution
Jamie Dimon's obsession with being the next JR Ewing is becoming difficult to ignore.
Adam Neumann's Active Fantasy Life Includes An Intimate Future Relationship With Jamie Dimon
Hard to see how Jamie is going to be Neumann's personal banker from THE OVAL OFFICE.
WeWork Asks Wall Street To Value It At More Than $20 Billion Or GTFO
This is escalating quickly.
JPMorgan Has Put In The Hours Needed To Get Hammered On The WeWork IPO
Jamie Dimon seduced Adam Neumann in what we assume was a "Dangerous Liaisons" wager scenario with Lloyd Blankfein.
Homeland Security Would Like To Know If JPMorgan Wants Its Boat Full Of Cocaine Back
US Customs has $1 billion of coke with a lot of names on it.
Did JPMorgan Just Transfer An Entire IB Team To Texas?
Our sources say "Yessir, buckaroo."
Jamie Dimon Pretty Certain That Wells Fargo Is Not Being Run Very Well
The Khaleesi of Wall Street throws some shade at The Stagecoach.
JPMorgan Would Like To Remind Everyone That GE Is Still An Awful Place To Put Your Money
Lest you all forget, one of the original public companies is a full and total clusterf@ck.
Imaginary Wells Fargo CEO Shortlist Down To Marty Chavez And Matt Zames
Now that Harvey Schwartz has turned The Stagecoach down allow us to take the reins of this job search.
JPMorgan Performatively Getting Out Of The Private Prison Business And...Don't Make Us Say It
Siri, what's something you'd make your bank do if you wanted to run for President?
Jamie Dimon Is A Sidekick And a Donkey Away From Saving America
The 46th President of these United States uses new metaphor to not say that he's not running.
Jamie Dimon Hates Crypto So Much That He Made His Own To Prove How Dumb It Is
JPMCoin is the first financial instrument built to troll a whole class of financial instruments.
Goldman Sachs And JPM Will Take Your Mom's Favorite Social Media App Public Soon
Pinterest is going with the big guns.
Jamie Dimon's Internal Organs Are Functionally Bipartisan
The 46th President of The United States tells CNBC that his body belongs to both sides of the aisle.
BigMouth Jay Powell Is Not President-Elect Dimon's First Choice For Fed Chair
Sorry, Jay, you're just not a fit with the next administration.
With One Tweet, Trump Justifies Jamie Dimon's Year-Long Crusade Of Unsubtle Trolling
The Khaleesi of Wall Street has gathered his armies, and the moment is upon us.