JPMorgan Chase

Expensify has chosen a weird way to pitch itself to JPMorgan.

Comrade Sanders is threatening to erode society, by which Jamie Dimon presumably means his $1.7 billion (and growing!) fortune.

JPMorgan sees Citi’s 31% trading boost and 12% RoE and raises it 55% and 15%.

Someone who is running for president would like to know.

Thanks for nothing, Wall Street.

Either way, the regulators don’t think they need extra monitoring anymore.

He’s got to do something for the next four years.

At least, federal prosecutors hope it is.

Give him your hungry, your tired, your convicted felons yearning to, uh, say hello to people as they enter a Chase branch.

Certain bankers might wish to avoid entering any Saudi diplomatic posts for the time being.

Jamie's people are relatively happy while Wells Fargo's people...work at Wells Fargo.

Jamie Dimon is apparently quite unimpressed with his Summer People.

These Hong Kong prosecutors just don’t understand the nuances of the slang and jargon of investment bankers.

J.D. & co. are betting that’ll be enough to keep the twenty- and thirty-somethings rolling in to their local chase branch.

Happy Father's Day from Jamie Dimon and his lawyers!

Everybody's favorite free-spending co-working space is looking for that sweet pre-IPO line of credit.

If less than 75% of these yahoos think one man shouldn't be making more than $30 million a year, he might as well go run The Free World.

Nor about the former executive within its jurisdiction who allegedly helped make it rain IPOs.