JPMorgan Pays Out $5 Million In Belated Recognition That Men Are Technically Also Sometimes Parents
Happy Father's Day from Jamie Dimon and his lawyers!
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WeWork Reportedly Thinking JPMorgan Has About $2.75 Billion That It Doesn't Really Want
Everybody's favorite free-spending co-working space is looking for that sweet pre-IPO line of credit.
JPMorgan Shareholders Attempting To Starve Jamie Dimon Into The White House
If less than 75% of these yahoos think one man shouldn't be making more than $30 million a year, he might as well go run The Free World.
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Hong Kong Has Not Forgotten About JPMorgan’s Sons And Daughters Program
Nor about the former executive within its jurisdiction who allegedly helped make it rain IPOs.
Jamie Dimon Gives Marianne Lake The Role And The Rival That The The Prophecy Requires For Her To Take His Throne
The gods must be appeased, and the next POTUS has moved to appease them.
And Now, Some Words From Someone Who Is Totally Not Running For President, Jamie Dimon
Doesn't every bank CEO speak sonorously of American promise and augur the menace of socialism in their annual letters?
If The SEC Wants Whistleblowers To Leave It Alone, It’s Gonna Have To Do Better Than This
These eight-figure checks don’t send the message, “we don’t care.”
Area Bank CEO Spends 24 Hours Cosplaying As Presidential Candidate
For a guy who's not running for president, Jamie Dimon spends an inordinate amount of time running for president.
Warren Buffett Has No Idea What His Revolutionary Healthcare Initiative Is Doing
But he’s sure it’ll all work out in the end, or something.
JPMorgan Happy To Help A Floundering Country On The Brink Of A Populist Revolt Out
You know, if the price is right and it can sell the stuff off before inauguration day.
Jamie Dimon Acts Very Presidential While Announcing Worst JPMorgan Quarter In Years
He's definitely not not running.
Warren Buffett Boldly Moves To Take Leadership Of The Draft Dimon Movement
35 million JPM shares? We get it, Mr. Oracle, and we're glad to have you aboard.
Jamie Dimon Thinks That Things Are Looking Good Out There, Muses That They Could Perhaps Look Better
The Khaleesi of Wall Street is entering the "Dopey" portion of his pre-campaign rope-a-dope.
HSBC Bankers Now Have Two Bosses To Bitch About And Plot Against
Now, maybe the bank will only be a “persistent failure” half the time.
Jamie Dimon Practicing For Presidential Purge With Mortgage-Banking Dry Run
400 of you are no longer required to MJPMCGA.
Jamie Dimon, Who Is "Not" Running For President, Admits That He Would Win Easily If He Ran, But He's "Not"
How do you type the world's biggest wink emoji?
JPMorgan's Unveils Its Newest Super Weapon: Psychic Quants
Marko Kolanovic is the Nostradamus of Algorithm jockeys.
JPMorgan Disinvites 100 More People From 270 Park Demolition Party
The new asset management offices will feel even more spacious.
Beloved Institutions—Facebook And Banks—Discuss How To Increase Their Popularity
Mark Zuckerberg wants to know your credit card balances. What could possibly go wrong?
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Completely Revolutionizing U.S. Healthcare Industry Apparently A Part-Time Job
Atul Gawande’s got this, in his spare time.
JPMorgan Places Child In Charge Of Childish Cryptocurrencies
Oliver Harris may not have to shave yet, but he’s Jamie Dimon’s new pointman on matters blockchain.
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Ex-JPMorgan IT Head To Put Hard-Earned Lesson About Hacking To Work At Pentagon
Dana Deasy’s job is to move the Defense Dept.’s systems into the president’s most-hated cloud provider.
