Both of which are completely unnecessary for purpose, but apparently necessary to maintaining Wall Street’s culture or something.
Wall Street’s also-rans confirm that the second quarter was a good one indeed for banks.
The SEC, on the other hand…
This will season her up good.
If even they are inoculated, there’s hope for us all.
Four hundred percent, people! Four hundred percent!
Other banks have chosen getting stimulus money to their customers ASAP, but the big guys are planning a green gift on the greenest day.
Never again will a bank have to admit how bad at banking it is in court, at least on this matter.
Apparently not in Hong Kong, anyway.
The not-46th-president-of-the-United-States made history this week all the same.
And private equity firms have even bigger concerns.
BriMoy & co. are gonna hold on to what’s rightfully yours for your own good.
Citigroup, on the other hand, is still feeling under the weather.