Justice Department

Incredible, we know.

Mustafa Qadiri (allegedly) knows what we’re talking about.

U.S. News may not be a federal agency, but fibbing to them may still be fraud.

It doesn’t sound like Merrick Garland is looking as kindly on the GPB boys as Bill Barr.

Because in addition to “unemployed,” he can also now call himself “whistleblower.”

The pup ate SpaceX’s subpoena!

As usual, it’s going to lose money on it.

We’re sure it just reminded David Perdue of something he was totally going to do anyway once he got around to it, and not evidence of something seriously crooked.

Nikola may have no revenue, but it does have subpoenas.

It hopes the SEC and Justice Department do, too.

It’s clock-striking-midnight dealmaking time at the Justice Department.

Luckily for David Solomon, Bill Barr is super-busy destroying democracy these days.

Oh, there was also some alleged insurance fraud going on in the opioid-pushing.

At least, they say no one can question whether they’re doing it, which is just as good.

Did a hedge fund manager learn a little too much from his erstwhile enemies?

Mommy and Daddy in this case being China and the U.S.

Your parents may ask why you’re spending so much on “home décor,” but it’s better than the alternative.

How about no premium data fees at all, you monopolistic bastards?