HSBC Really Doesn’t Like It When Mommy And Daddy Fight
Mommy and Daddy in this case being China and the U.S.
Justice Department
Turns Out You Can Charge Some Sweet Buds
Your parents may ask why you’re spending so much on “home décor,” but it’s better than the alternative.
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Best Buds Jay Clayton, Bill Barr Join Forces To Make Exchanges Rue The Day They Tried To Stop Jay Clayton From Rejecting Premium Data Fee Hike
How about no premium data fees at all, you monopolistic bastards?
Goldman Said Sorry, Doesn’t Think It Should Have To Also Say ‘Guilty’
Also, isn’t a $2 billion fine for ripping a country off of $6.5 billion sort of excessive, when you think about it, Attorney General Barr?
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Bill Barr A Real Stickler For The Rules When It Comes To Weed Workers Filing For Bankruptcy
Maybe they should try obstructing justice on the president’s behalf, instead.
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Israeli Bank Very Impressed By How Nazi Banks Did Things
Bank Hapoalim went native in Switzerland.
Unfortunately, Bribery To Remain Illegal During Pandemic
In case you were thinking of using some of your PPP money that way.
Even Bill Barr Thinks Something Looks Fishy In Richard Burr’s Trading
So he’s gonna pretend to do something about it.
If Treasurys Spoofing Exists, The Authorities Are Not OK With It
Of course, they’ll have a hell of a time proving it, but they just want to make themselves clear.
Wells Fargo May Finally Get To Spend That Rainy Day Fund
All at once. In the form of some very large checks to the Justice Department and SEC.
Making 1MDB Go Away Is Gonna Hurt Goldman Bad
It’s not the $2 billion. It’s the “we were wrong, we’re sorry” part.
New McKinsey Conflict-Of-Interest Scandal Emerges Just In Time
It wouldn’t be right for the consulting giant not to have at least one giant question mark hanging over it.
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On Second Thought, The Justice Dept. Does Think Something’s A Little Odd About McKinsey’s Professed Lack Of Potential Conflicts Of Interest
Especially with its president sitting atop its Chinese Wall.
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Justice Department Lacks Staff To Take Banks’ Phone Calls, Accept Their Checks
Barclays, RBS and StanChart might be looking at a post-January 2021 resolution to their many, many problems in Washington.
Today’s Installment Of ‘Bad News At Deutsche Bank’
In fairness, a fine at the end of a U.S. criminal inquiry may actually be the best news the Germans have heard in months.
Bonus Watch '17: Deutsche Bank TOTALLY Dealt Away 2016 Bonuses In DoJ Deal
Bad news for Deutsche bankers...but we look great here!
JPMorgan Will Pay $200M Fine For China Hiring Scandal, Paving The Way For Jamie Dimon To Become Treasury Secretary
What? We're just connecting the dots here, bro.
Big Banks Settling Up On CDS Violations Before Justice Department Gets Tough...For Real This Time
One more $2 billion settlement, but then we're gonna start grounding people for weekends and everything. - Justice Dept.