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Uber Will Let Citadel Make The Market For Its IPO Because Uber Is Apparently Not Taking Many Chances
After Lyft's nightmare, Uber is at a Ken Griffin level of not f@cking around.
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Citadel Trader Defies Destiny And Nature, Denies Ken Griffin’s Right To Fire Him
Barrett Eynon is firing you, Citadel.
Ken Griffin Moves Markets
Even a market that’s hardly moving at all, like the one for a place to live in Manhattan.
Ken Griffin Is Now Poaching Talent From Itself
Samantha Greenberg dumping her own fund to join Citadel as hedge fund landscape remains totally healthy and normal.
Ken Griffin Spends Extra $38 Million On New York Pied-À-Terra Because Of Course He Did
$200 million does not buy enough comfort for the three or four days KG spends in the Big Apple every year.
Ken Griffin Will Never Have To Suffer The Indignity Of A Five-Star London Hotel Again
He’s looking forward to the welcome baskets from his new neighbors, the entire Royal Family.
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Jay Powell Can Always Go Work For Ken Griffin If This Fed Chair Thing Doesn’t Work Out
The Citadel chief is an admirer and defender.
Izzy Englander Has More Than Paid For His Wife’s New Alone Time Place
And Ken Griffin’s Floridian fantasies are a few million dollars closer to reality.
Ken Griffin Putting Down Roots In Palm Beach
The Citadel chief is known to be a fan of low taxes and cities with art museum wings named for him.
If Bitcoin Is Real, Why Hasn't A Citadel PM Confronted Ken Griffin And Told Him So?
It's not like Ken Griffin isn't famously approachable.
Ken Griffin: I Agreed To Pay How Much For New York Offices When Anne Was Pissing Me Off?
Citadel’s gonna see if there’s anything out there in the sub-$300/square foot range.
The Poached Becomes The Poacher
Steve Cohen's recruiting problems are a thing of the past.
Bored SEC Employees Going On Rumspringa At Citadel
It won’t last forever, but it will be more interesting than working for Jay Clayton, and Chicago’s a better town than D.C.
Ken Griffin Cans Steve Cohen’s Brother-In-Law
Because everyone at Citadel not named Ken Griffin will be fired eventually.
Goldman, Morgan Stanley Veteran Signs Up For Eventual Firing By Ken Griffin
It’s all part of Wall Street’s circle of life.
Ken Griffin’s Real-Estate Shopping Spree Sputters In Bargain-Basement Chicago
What kind of city doesn’t have a $100 million home for a hedge fund titan?
Ken Griffin Went On TV To Sh!t On A Whole Bunch Of Things
Got something you care about? Allow the Citadel founder to disabuse you of your love.
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Ken Griffin Ensures Ample Supply Of People To Hire And Fire Going Forward
The University of Chicago will be churning out little Ken Griffins—and those training the little Ken Griffins—for the foreseeable future.
Ken Griffin: Still Single. Still Got It.
Turns out being married was only holding The Griff back.
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Navy SEAL With The Bedpost Also Navy SEAL Of Generosity To Navy SEALs
Ken Griffin has much to teach America’s elite warriors, and also much money to give them.
Ken Griffin Making Good Use Of Time Remaining To Us
Citadel clients have a bunch more money to be rendered useless by the inevitable runaway inflation.