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While It Waits For That Fee Information, SEC Decides To Have A Look At Private Equity Firms’ Messaging Hygiene
We’re guessing Gary Gensler, et. al. suspect it’s not so good.
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Forget Zoom, Recreational Vehicles Are The Real Winner Of 2020
And big money is pouring in.
Ordinary People Invested In Hedge, Private Equity Funds Unsure That More Ordinary People Should Invest In Hedge, Private Equity Funds
That’s the gist of it, anyway, when you cut through the legalese.
‘Ineligible For PPP’ Has As Much Meaning To Hedge Funds, Private Equity Firms As ‘Alpha’
Alts shops sure got a whole lot of money they allegedly aren’t entitled to.
Surprisingly, Dan Loeb Doesn’t Want To Be In The International Tourism Luxury Goods Business Anymore
Please don’t make him. (You probably can’t, anyway.)
Who Told Henry Kravis This I-Banking Thing Was A Good Idea?
Whoever it was should probably be polishing their resume, once the security guards finish escorting them out.
Six People Who Managed Not To Get Fire By Henry Kravis Now Taking Over For Henry Kravis
It takes a half-dozen men what it once took only one Kravis and one Roberts to do.
Henry Kravis Started An I-Bank Because He Can Do Everything Better Than You
KKR is starting to steal back all of those BS fees it paid in decades past.
Henry Kravis Looks Forward To Firing First Sandal-Clad Employee
Dress up, dress down, just don’t let the big guy find an office door without a suit hanging from it.
Senior Goldman Sachs Investment Banker Defects To KKR In Obvious Attempt To Wash Her Hands Of Firmwide Trader Massacre
Why else would a senior i-banker in Asia leave Goldman these days?
Malls Sound Like A Great Idea, But People Are Giving Up On Them
Why aren't more people visiting these things?
Opening Bell 6.11.18
KKR Acquisitions; Roll-Royce rolls; Venezualan dollar value and more!
Henry Kravis Doesn’t Need Partners, But Would Like More Money
KKR is paving the way in bricks of newfound gold.
In Lieu Of Skydiving Or Wearing A Meat Suit Into A Tiger Cage, ValueAct Takes Activist Stake In KKR
When you come at King Kravis, you'd best not miss.
With Uber Limping Around Wounded, Lyft Makes A Deal With Wall Street's Angel Of Death
Be afraid Uber, be very afraid.
Tormented Bridgewater Employee Flees Westport For The Notoriously Gentle Embrace of Henry Kravis
Christopher Tarui is free at last,
Henry Kravis To Wall Street: "I Am Your OG And I Will Be Respected As Such"
KKR is wondering what everyone was else was doing while they made all of this money.
Charles Schwab Doesn't Bother Himself With Dinky Little $1.5 Billion Powerballs
Apparently anything < $2 billion is for amateurs (like George Roberts of little-known private equity outfit Kohlberg Kravis Roberts).
Mark Zuckerberg And Jack Dorsey Are Stealthily Pouring Money Into A Dutch Fintech Unicorn
And that is bad news for ol' Henry Kravis.