Lawsuit: Mark Zuckerberg A Supervillain Beyond The Powers Of Antitrust Protections
The only way to stop him is through extralegal means.
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I Literally Have No Idea What These Two Extremely Rich People Are Fighting Over
TCI’s Chris Hohn is trying to stop a grant to his ex-wife’s charity that he agreed to because who the hell knows?
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The Desiccated Corpse of Sears, Which Does Not Have $200 Million, Owes Its Lawyers $200 Million
And it cannot rest in peace until they're paid.
SEC Commissioner Would Rather Sit Around Listening To Law Students Hear Themselves Talk Than Have Another ‘Substantive Engagement’ With Jay Clayton
Attention NYU Law students: A broken man is coming your way for the fall semester.
Goldman Spending Heavily On Regulatory Fines, Becoming A Different Bank Entirely
DJ D-Sol is spinning some sad tunes up on 12 if you’d like to commiserate.
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Boring Man Going To Prison While The Cool Kids Swill Champagne Safe From Extradition
One man’s sport is another man’s felony conviction.
Hedge Fund Manager Allegedly Transferred All Those Hundreds Of Millions For Nothing
Running his company is basically a part-time side-hobby for Paul Touradji at this point.
Stagecoach Still The Most Impressive Piece Of Technology Wells Fargo Has
In possibly related news, it just set half of its quarterly earnings on fire.
Millennial V.C. Fund Lives Up To Name By Investing Heavily In Its Millennial Founder
Unfortunately, according to the SEC, this did not live up to its prospectus.
You Are Cordially Invited To Talk Prison And God Over Omelettes With Insider Trader
The man who killed FrontPoint Partners is taking a trip to Miami and would love to see you there. Clear your Friday morning!
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If Someone Says He’s Both Actually Mining and Bitcoin Mining, He’s Probably Doing Neither
But he might be insider-trading.
It’s Probably A Good Thing Ken Griffin Didn’t Learn Of Underling’s Alleged Insider-Trading Until He Was Long Gone From The Building
Michael Mindlin may have saved himself from a visit to a Citadel black site.
Someone Else Got Sloppy Trying To Steal Code From Ken Griffin
Seriously, folks: Get better at this or just give up.
Goldman Insider-Trader To Give Up $24K From Sunglasses Case, $236K More
There’ll be far fewer trips to B-Dubs for Bryan Cohen going forward.
No 5’ 6” Accused Embezzlers Will Ever Sneak Out Of Japan In A Musical Instrument Case Again
Carlos Ghosn was a one-off, Japanese authorities insist.
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Lawyers Confidently Proclaim Cryptocurrencies Non-Securities. Perhaps Too Confidently.
Maybe even malpractice-ly.
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Prosecutors Have Been Using The Wrong Insider Trading Law All This Time
If Preet Bharara had known about Title 18, he’d probably be president by now or something.
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Highland Capital Founder Could Not Be Happier To Not Be A Hedge Fund Manager Anymore
No more dealing with the disrespectful idiots who made up Jim Dondero’s client base.
Carlos Ghosn: Music Lover
They’ll be writing folk epics about the man in Lebanon for generations.
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Making 1MDB Go Away Is Gonna Hurt Goldman Bad
It’s not the $2 billion. It’s the “we were wrong, we’re sorry” part.
Office Space: Insider Trading
The downtrodden of a Silicon Valley IT department get their revenge. Briefly.
‘Highest-Earning Person In The World Of Finance’ Also A Comedian, Situational Depressive, Not The Highest-Earning Person In The World Of Finance
Ladies and gentlemen, the back-seat of cab comedic stylings of Michael Platt!