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Sears Bankruptcy Case Reaches ‘Good Luck Suing Eddie Lampert’ Phase
Because there’s not enough money coming from anywhere else.
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Area Senior Arrested For Keeping It Old School With His Ponzi Scheme
James T. Booth is a man who [allegedly] still respects the classic techniques of the white-collar criminals he knew in his youth.
Guy Who Founded $400 Million Hedge Fund In His Dorm Furious To Be Sued By The SEC
Samuel Barnett is not sure what the feds mean about "a decade of fraud."
Congressman Pleading Guilty To Insider Trading Somehow Avoids Getting Two-Year SEC Ban From Doing Congress
Rep. Chris Collins should have just started a hedge fund.
Darfur Victims Would Like Their Share Of BNP Paribas’ Genocide Profits
This is probably not the kind of thing the bank should have allowed to reach the lawsuit stage.
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Fashion Mogul Says Hedge Fund Manager Trying To Destroy Him Through The New York Times, Which Hasn’t Published An Article About Him In A Year-And-A-Half
In fairness, Peter Nygard may be saving his best legal arguments to keep himself out of a Bahamian jail.
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Possibly Imaginary CFO Grounds For Very Real Fraud Lawsuit
Tom Simeo knows what we’re taking about.
Elon Musk Would Like It Entered Into The Legal Record That He Doesn't Know What "Pedo" Means
This reminds us of the time he learned about "sex parties."
Kim Kardashian Sets Raj Rajaratnam Free And What Are We Even Doing Here?
This version of Earth has ceased to make sense.
Wall Street Heavy Hitters Are About To Go To A Whine Part In New York Supreme Court
The guys running the modern IPO market fell victim to an alleged wine-based Ponzi scheme...and that feels fair.
Former Top Prosecutor, SEC Official Could Have Kicked Back And Taken It Easy But Instead Is Becoming Guggenheim Partners’ Lawyer
Robert Khuzami apparently does not like to sleep.
Future First Brother Promises At Least One Thing Won’t Change Under President Biden
Specifically, blood relations profiting from the situation.
WeWork Sued By Landlord For Allegedly Making $150 Million Disappear
In a new lawsuit, the owner of 120 East 16th Street accuses WeWork of playing bait and switch with deposits.
Who Wants To Let This Guy Shoot Them Into Space?
Elon Musk may just place the rocket over some of his solar panels and see what happens.
McKinsey Foe Loses Lawsuit, Makes His Point
Jay Alix will let the Department of Justice take it from here.
It’ll Take More Than A Jury Verdict To Get Two Ex-Hedgies’ Bonuses From 2004-2008 Paid
Paul Touradji was apparently quite serious about not paying two former employees.
Current, Former Heads Of Goldman International Now Have Something Else In Common
But really, who at the bank hasn’t been indicted in Malaysia at this point?
Even "Jefferies Executive Caught Up In Weird Sex Scandal Involving Someone Banging His Wife" Is Getting A Reboot
David Zervos is the new Sage Kelly, but also not.
Martin Shkreli Wants To Keep "Not" Defrauding New Jersey Contractor A Little Longer
But he promises he’ll pay up if John Roberts tells him to.
Michael Corbat Tells Finra That He Did An Oopsy And Hired Some Criminals
Citi's background check situation is not...strong?
Dominos Officially A Solidly Morally Oblivious Tech Company With Mediocre Pizza
The Noid is a tech bro now...which makes sense.
Even Deutsche Bank Found Jeffrey Epstein's Finances To Be Deeply Sketchy, And It's Also Pretty Sure He's No Longer A Client
When's the last time you heard about Deutsche uncovering some weird transactions?...Wait, don't answer that.