Our two favorite messy bitches are having more hot drama.
This is how the fable would end if the turtle survived and lawyered up on the scorpion.
United Natural Foods really should have read the not-so-fine print.
Even binding arbitration might be getting short Morgan Stanley this week.
Investment banking talent poaching is not as much fun as wife-swapping, orgies or $28K strip club tabs.
J-Gundz would like the courts to look into why his Bordeuax tastes like Morningstar made it.
Pervy underwriters are accused of acting like Snowflake Greenberg.
The bank's got a few other issues to deal with.
Jimmy Dondero's got a host of pet names for his clients.
Sorry Libya (and hookers).
Hard to say which is more damning.
It's important to set these things up or your might forget.
Make that out to Joseph Jiampietro, with J, thanks.
It's almost as though "liquidity is very strong" and "we need more liquidity ASAP" aren't totally synonymous.
And the gun-toting midgets are friends of his.
Did they even have official swag? A website? An LLC?