FINRA can always be counted on to offer a relative bright spot in a legal and regulatory hellscape.
Laura Bonner’s gender bias lawsuit lives on. Doug Haynes’ defamation lawsuit does not.
That has to be the explanation for her firing, right?
Seth Merrin is being sued for exhibiting a 1989-level of office horniness in a 2019 office setting.
Our two favorite messy bitches are having more hot drama.
This is how the fable would end if the turtle survived and lawyered up on the scorpion.
United Natural Foods really should have read the not-so-fine print.
Even binding arbitration might be getting short Morgan Stanley this week.
Investment banking talent poaching is not as much fun as wife-swapping, orgies or $28K strip club tabs.
J-Gundz would like the courts to look into why his Bordeuax tastes like Morningstar made it.
Pervy underwriters are accused of acting like Snowflake Greenberg.
The bank's got a few other issues to deal with.
Jimmy Dondero's got a host of pet names for his clients.
Sorry Libya (and hookers).
Hard to say which is more damning.
It's important to set these things up or your might forget.