Lawsuits
Donald Trump Sues Deutsche Bank To Prevent Congress From Knowing More About His Debt Situation Than He Does
Our two favorite messy bitches are having more hot drama.
Vestigial Remnant Of Sears Sues Eddie Lampert And Steve Mnuchin For Merely Being Themselves
This is how the fable would end if the turtle survived and lawyered up on the scorpion.
Supermarket Chain Sues Goldman Sachs For Not Disclosing That It Would Behave Like Goldman Sachs
United Natural Foods really should have read the not-so-fine print.
Morgan Stanley Forex Guys Have Bad Opinions On Pumping Breast Milk At The Office, And That's Bad For All Of Wall Street
Even binding arbitration might be getting short Morgan Stanley this week.
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Jefferies Is Suing Cantor Fitzgerald Over Sage Kelly's Behavior In Most Boring Twist To Wall Street's Wildest Divorce
Investment banking talent poaching is not as much fun as wife-swapping, orgies or $28K strip club tabs.
Jeff Gundlach Has More Than $1 Million Of Sour Grapes
J-Gundz would like the courts to look into why his Bordeuax tastes like Morningstar made it.
Lawsuit: Hiding Under Desks To Look Up Colleagues' Skirts And Licking Their Faces Is Stuff That Happens At AIG
Pervy underwriters are accused of acting like Snowflake Greenberg.
Wells Fargo Disagrees With Racketeering Lawsuit, Won't Fight It Because...Y'Know
The bank's got a few other issues to deal with.
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Highland Capital Founder Whips Out His Thesaurus To Insult Investors
Jimmy Dondero's got a host of pet names for his clients.
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Pimco Accuses Bill Gross Of "Sad Obsession" With Ex-Firm, Still Having An AOL Account
Hard to say which is more damning.
Bill Gross Wants Pimco Put In A Time Out
It's almost like those bastards don't want to help him win $200 million in damages from them.
Lynn Tilton Gets Calendar Reminder To Sue The SEC Again
It's important to set these things up or your might forget.
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Another Former Goldman Sachs Employee Would Like To Be Reimbursed For His Legal Fees, Please
Make that out to Joseph Jiampietro, with J, thanks.
Should Bear Stearns' CFO Not Have Told Investors Liquidity Was Rock Solid When Internally Telling Colleagues The Company Was As Dry As The God Damn Sahara?
It's almost as though "liquidity is very strong" and "we need more liquidity ASAP" aren't totally synonymous.
Brett Barna: Hamptons Party Was "Good Clean Fun," Home Owner Is Just Trying To Pressure Me Into Giving Him More Money
And the gun-toting midgets are friends of his.
Bank Of America Has Never Heard Of This 'Bro Club' Of Which You Speak
Did they even have official swag? A website? An LLC?