Layoff Watch
The Last Handful Of U.S. Deutsche Bank Employees Never Have To Set Foot In 60 Wall Street Again
The rest merely need to come in a clean out their desks.
Layoffs Watch ’20: Wells Fargo (And, In ’21, Everyone Else)
The world’s fattest bank (in more ways than one) is preparing a crash diet.
Layoffs Watch ’20: Deutsche Bank To Stop Firing People For A While After It Finishes Firing These Other People
The coronavirus clemency comes too late for some soon-to-be-former Deutsches.
Layoff Watch '19: Jay Powell Is A Cuck, So 600 People Are Going To Stop Talking To Chuck
These low interest rates are having an impact over at Schwab HR.
Layoff Watch '19: It's Citi's Turn To Cull Its Traders
Everyone else is doing it, so now Michael Corbat is too.
Layoff Watch '19: All Deutsche Bank I-Bankers Might As Well Start Packing Their Scheiße
Deutsche Bank now openly contemplating what an investment bank looks like without investment bankers.
Layoff Watch '18: Credit Suisse Looking Into How Many People Somehow Still Work At Credit Suisse
The bank tells Bloomberg that it isn't mulling over layoffs, which makes us wonder "why not?"
Layoffs Watch '18: Pershing Square Capital Slashes Headcount By 18% So Bill Ackman Can Get Back To Basics
Bill Ackman needs to hide away and think, so the PSQ office needs to be 18% quieter.
Layoff Watch '17: Deutsche Bank Fixed Income Traders Will Be Treated To A Bloodbath Once HR Gets Done Decimating Equities Traders
Is there a German compound word for terrible irony?
Layoff Watch '17: Deutsche Bank Looking To Free Equities And Fixed-Income Staffers Who Haven't Already Freed Themselves
At today's DB, layoffs are almost clemency.