Layoff Watch '19: Goldman Sachs Doing Some Routine Spring Cleaning In Commodities
Mmm, the smell of pink slips wafting in from Battery Park City on the warming air.
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David Solomon's Culling Of Goldman Sachs Traders Reportedly Catches A Major Body
20-year veteran and head of program is thought to be the latest victim of DJ D-Sol and John Waldron's trading floor megadeath.
Trump White House Resorts To Torture In Hopes Of Stopping GM Layoffs
This is getting very dark, very quickly.
Layoff Watch '18: Credit Suisse Looking Into How Many People Somehow Still Work At Credit Suisse
The bank tells Bloomberg that it isn't mulling over layoffs, which makes us wonder "why not?"
Brian Moynihan Will Have You Know That He's Fired Thousands Of People, Like A MAN
BriMo would like everyone to know that he might run a bank, but he fired an airline.
Wells Fargo Announces Plan To Just Start Firing People Until The Bloodlust Of Its Customers Is Sated
Tim Sloan seeks "efficiency," and he'll do whatever it takes to find it.
Layoff Watch '18: Deutsche Bank Just Fired Fruit
What's the German compound word for "Put the mango down! Mango is for closers"?
Layoffs Watch '18: UBS Wealth Managers Getting Cheaper By The Dozens
Sounds like a few dozen people are coming around to the idea that UBS sucks.
Christian Sewing Ascribing To A "Let The Bridges I Burn Lead The Way" Philosophy In Managing Deutsche Bank's US Operations
If Christian Sewing can't afford all these people, he definitely can't afford to give them paid vacations.
Deutsche Bank: One In Five US Employees Are Useless Morons...And The Other Four Hate Working Here
Christian Sewing is now wearing John Cryan's old hair shirt.
After Reports Mass Layoffs At Barnes & Noble, Amazon Lays Off Hundreds Through Force Of Habit
This "anything you can do, we can do better" shit has gone TOO far.
Layoffs Watch '18: Pershing Square Capital Slashes Headcount By 18% So Bill Ackman Can Get Back To Basics
Bill Ackman needs to hide away and think, so the PSQ office needs to be 18% quieter.
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Go Get Your Blockchain MBA So You Can Get Laid Off From A Crypto I-Bank Instead Of A Real One
It's the most prudent career move.
John Cryan Tells Deutsche Bank Employees That There Are Far Too Many Of Them
The most beloved boss in finance is ready to replace about half of his people with robots.
Layoffs Watch '17: Fidelity Cuts A Few Hundred Just To Be Safe...We Guess?
Margins require sacrifice, even if you are raking it in hand over fist.
Bonus/Layoffs/Liquidation Watch ’17: Paulson & Co.
A tough 2016 is manifesting itself in all sorts of unpleasant ways at 1251 Sixth Avenue.
Bonus Watch '17: This Valentine's Day, Goldman Sachs Unsubtly Hints That It's Just Not That Into About 100 Bankers
About 100 M&A bankers at 200 West ain't getting shit.
Layoffs Watch '17: Now We're Counting On You, Deutsche Bank
For every layoff the rest of Wall Street manages to avoid, Deutsche Bank will cut two jobs.
Layoff Watch '17: Deutsche Bank Fixed Income Traders Will Be Treated To A Bloodbath Once HR Gets Done Decimating Equities Traders
Is there a German compound word for terrible irony?
Layoff Watch '17: Deutsche Bank Looking To Free Equities And Fixed-Income Staffers Who Haven't Already Freed Themselves
At today's DB, layoffs are almost clemency.
2016: The Year In Goldman Sachs
A year defined by anti-elite populism ended up putting Goldman back on top of the world.
Layoffs Watch '16: Nobody Is Getting Fired Ever Again!
Unless you work in compliance, the days of champagne, caviar, and blow are back!
Twitter Doing So Great That It's Firing A Bunch Of People And Shutting Down Vine
#NothingMakesSenseAnymore