Layoffs Watch

Even if that means 86 other people are not.

And unfortunately for Edward Bramson and the 3,000 of you without jobs, it’s not in the “deemphasize the investment bank” kind of way.

How does Christian Sewing have 20K people left to lose?

We hear that HQ is calling for a 5% cut across all groups.

Never tweet, even if it's your literal job.

Bright side: Those not good enough even for the French bank could also try for a certain German one.

Mmm, the smell of pink slips wafting in from Battery Park City on the warming air.

Dmitry Balyasny’s latest best idea is to can 20% of his employees.

400 of you are no longer required to MJPMCGA.

The new asset management offices will feel even more spacious.

Sounds like a few dozen people are coming around to the idea that UBS sucks.

It can also be because Wells Fargo sucks.

Margins require sacrifice, even if you are raking it in hand over fist.

Sounds like someone should have hedged his opinions.

The Swiss...missed.

It's bad news/worse news over at the House of Gorman.

Unless you work in compliance, the days of champagne, caviar, and blow are back!