Layoffs Watch
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Layoffs Watch ’22: JPMorgan Chase, Wells Fargo
If you can do something other than mortgages, great. If not…
Layoffs Watch ’22: State Street Might Like To Buy A Smaller Credit Suisse
What will come first? The cannings or the unsolicited offer?
Better.com Continues To Innovate Not Better Ways To Fire People
We suppose an unexpected severance check is better than a mass Zoom call, but it’s a close-run thing.
HSBC Encouraging Those I-Bankers Who Can To Leave And The Rest To Just Slack Off
Luckily, under its current plan, there will be no need for another awkward conversation on the matter next year.
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Scrooge McDimon’s War On Christmas
If Dirk Albersmeier catches someone so much as putting a holiday card up in the cubicle, there will be hell to pay: There are SPAC prospectuses to read.
You’ll Never Guess Where Commerzbank Found A CEO With A Taste For Five Figures Worth Of Layoffs
Hint: It didn’t have to look far.
Famed Liar, Do-As-I-Say-Not-As-I-Do Proponent Of Radical Transparency Head To Court
When others violate Principles, it should cost them $100 million, according to Bridgewater.
If Ever A Man Needed The Consoling Companionship Of A Piano-Playing Pig
Phil Falcone is that man, and now is that time.
Paul Singer Providing Crucial Diplomatic Guidance To State Department
Surely that’s worth a lavish meal on the taxpayer’s dime?
Layoffs Watch ’20 And Beyond: Turns Out Investment Banking Doesn’t Require Quite So Many Investment Bankers
Wall Street can print money without you.
HSBC Doesn’t Need One In Seven Of You, Especially If You Work In London Or The U.S.
If you’re not an HSBC employee currently worried about coronavirus, you should be worried about your job.
Layoffs Watch ’20: Hedge Fund WorldQuant Might Want To Change Its Name
It’s getting a good deal less global at the quant shop.
Layoffs Watch ’20: AQR Capital Management
Dozens of miserable Cliff Asness underlings are celebrating their involuntary emancipation.
Layoffs Watch ’20: Iqbal Khan Gets Into The UBS Swing Of Things
That or he’s taking out his frustration over being spied on out on 500 of you, and then spying on the rest of you for good measure.
Layoffs Watch ’19: Jim ‘Just In Case’ Gorman’s Got Some Bad News
1,200 of you are on the market this holiday season to make the CEO feel a little better.
Layoffs Watch ’19: WeWork
Good news: The company can still pay 80% of you (and also Adam Neumann) (for now).
Layoffs Watch ’19: Lazard Asset Management
The index funds have come for a few dozen of your jobs.
Layoffs Watch ’18: David Harding Is Getting Paid
Even if that means 86 other people are not.
Layoffs Watch ’19: Barclays Wants To Be More Like Credit Suisse
And unfortunately for Edward Bramson and the 3,000 of you without jobs, it’s not in the “deemphasize the investment bank” kind of way.
Layoff Watch '19: Deutsche Bank Contemplating Giving Its US I-Bank Death By 20,000 Cuts
How does Christian Sewing have 20K people left to lose?