You’ll Never Guess Where Commerzbank Found A CEO With A Taste For Five Figures Worth Of Layoffs
Hint: It didn’t have to look far.
Layoffs Watch
Famed Liar, Do-As-I-Say-Not-As-I-Do Proponent Of Radical Transparency Head To Court
When others violate Principles, it should cost them $100 million, according to Bridgewater.
If Ever A Man Needed The Consoling Companionship Of A Piano-Playing Pig
Phil Falcone is that man, and now is that time.
Paul Singer Providing Crucial Diplomatic Guidance To State Department
Surely that’s worth a lavish meal on the taxpayer’s dime?
Layoffs Watch ’20 And Beyond: Turns Out Investment Banking Doesn’t Require Quite So Many Investment Bankers
Wall Street can print money without you.
HSBC Doesn’t Need One In Seven Of You, Especially If You Work In London Or The U.S.
If you’re not an HSBC employee currently worried about coronavirus, you should be worried about your job.
Layoffs Watch ’20: Hedge Fund WorldQuant Might Want To Change Its Name
It’s getting a good deal less global at the quant shop.
Layoffs Watch ’20: AQR Capital Management
Dozens of miserable Cliff Asness underlings are celebrating their involuntary emancipation.
Layoffs Watch ’20: Iqbal Khan Gets Into The UBS Swing Of Things
That or he’s taking out his frustration over being spied on out on 500 of you, and then spying on the rest of you for good measure.
Layoffs Watch ’19: Jim ‘Just In Case’ Gorman’s Got Some Bad News
1,200 of you are on the market this holiday season to make the CEO feel a little better.
Layoffs Watch ’19: WeWork
Good news: The company can still pay 80% of you (and also Adam Neumann) (for now).
Layoffs Watch ’19: Lazard Asset Management
The index funds have come for a few dozen of your jobs.
Layoffs Watch ’18: David Harding Is Getting Paid
Even if that means 86 other people are not.
Layoffs Watch ’19: Barclays Wants To Be More Like Credit Suisse
And unfortunately for Edward Bramson and the 3,000 of you without jobs, it’s not in the “deemphasize the investment bank” kind of way.
Layoff Watch '19: Deutsche Bank Contemplating Giving Its US I-Bank Death By 20,000 Cuts
How does Christian Sewing have 20K people left to lose?
Layoff Watch '19: BMO Capital Markets Giving Itself A Little Spring Trim
We hear that HQ is calling for a 5% cut across all groups.
Layoff Watch '19: The Entire Chase Social Media Should Just Start Packing Up Their Desks Now
Never tweet, even if it's your literal job.
Layoffs Watch ’19: SocGen’s Investment Bank Stinks So It Needs A Lot Less Of It
Bright side: Those not good enough even for the French bank could also try for a certain German one.
Layoff Watch '19: Goldman Sachs Doing Some Routine Spring Cleaning In Commodities
Mmm, the smell of pink slips wafting in from Battery Park City on the warming air.
Layoffs Watch ‘18: Balyasny Asset Management
Dmitry Balyasny’s latest best idea is to can 20% of his employees.
Jamie Dimon Practicing For Presidential Purge With Mortgage-Banking Dry Run
400 of you are no longer required to MJPMCGA.