Layoffs Watch

Phil Falcone is that man, and now is that time.

Surely that’s worth a lavish meal on the taxpayer’s dime?

Wall Street can print money without you.

RBS pioneers firing by Zoom.

If you’re not an HSBC employee currently worried about coronavirus, you should be worried about your job.

It’s getting a good deal less global at the quant shop.

Dozens of miserable Cliff Asness underlings are celebrating their involuntary emancipation.

That or he’s taking out his frustration over being spied on out on 500 of you, and then spying on the rest of you for good measure.

1,200 of you are on the market this holiday season to make the CEO feel a little better.

Good news: The company can still pay 80% of you (and also Adam Neumann) (for now).

The index funds have come for a few dozen of your jobs.

Even if that means 86 other people are not.

And unfortunately for Edward Bramson and the 3,000 of you without jobs, it’s not in the “deemphasize the investment bank” kind of way.

How does Christian Sewing have 20K people left to lose?

We hear that HQ is calling for a 5% cut across all groups.

Never tweet, even if it's your literal job.

Bright side: Those not good enough even for the French bank could also try for a certain German one.

Mmm, the smell of pink slips wafting in from Battery Park City on the warming air.