Behold, the most amazing regulatory filing in the history of stupid capitalism.
We can survive only one of these things, sayeth the crankiest of cranky old men.
No one tell Leon Cooperman that Steve Schwarzman is eating his lunch.
Uncle Lloyd falls prey to the old billionaire curse of forgetting to not engage with Elizabeth Warren.
Leon Cooperman is trying to accidentally get a Democrat elected again with his unsolicited angry "Advice."
Every time The Coop opens his mouth, another Bernie Bro gets a crush on Elizabeth.
The Coop thinks that these PE guys are living it up on all of this artificially cheap money, totally unlike the public market guys.
It's almost like Jim Cramer is broken and spouting nonsense.
The "Dumb Goldfish" economy is doing its thing.
Without spite to keep him going, there’s just no reason for him to run a hedge fund anymore.
He also hopes that a different elderly billionaire is president in 2021.
We hope these two at least talked a little denture maintenance.
Or: Why I settled with the SEC after vowing not to settle with the SEC.
Chanos didn't snitch, but he totally ID'ed the perp.
The Omega Advisors chief will have to spend a little more to prove his "ex post facto promises don't count" theory of insider trading.