Steve Cohen wants everyone to “chile” out.
He’s not as rich as Carl Icahn yet, but Bill Ackman will almost certainly outlive him.
Behold, the most amazing regulatory filing in the history of stupid capitalism.
Like a man he passingly resembles, he has come to bury capitalism.
We can survive only one of these things, sayeth the crankiest of cranky old men.
No one tell Leon Cooperman that Steve Schwarzman is eating his lunch.
Uncle Lloyd falls prey to the old billionaire curse of forgetting to not engage with Elizabeth Warren.
Leon Cooperman is trying to accidentally get a Democrat elected again with his unsolicited angry "Advice."
Every time The Coop opens his mouth, another Bernie Bro gets a crush on Elizabeth.
Leon Cooperman has concerns that a President Elizabeth Warren would close the stock market, or something.
The Coop thinks that these PE guys are living it up on all of this artificially cheap money, totally unlike the public market guys.
It's almost like Jim Cramer is broken and spouting nonsense.
The "Dumb Goldfish" economy is doing its thing.
Without spite to keep him going, there’s just no reason for him to run a hedge fund anymore.
Fiat shakes up the C-suite; Cooperman moves the office; Justice system redundancy and more!
He also hopes that a different elderly billionaire is president in 2021.
We hope these two at least talked a little denture maintenance.
Leon Cooperman is - once again - the sexy face of summer.
Or: Why I settled with the SEC after vowing not to settle with the SEC.
Chanos didn't snitch, but he totally ID'ed the perp.