Without spite to keep him going, there’s just no reason for him to run a hedge fund anymore.
He also hopes that a different elderly billionaire is president in 2021.
We hope these two at least talked a little denture maintenance.
Or: Why I settled with the SEC after vowing not to settle with the SEC.
Chanos didn't snitch, but he totally ID'ed the perp.
The Omega Advisors chief will have to spend a little more to prove his "ex post facto promises don't count" theory of insider trading.
Would relish the opportunity, even.
Which in a way is worse than bribery convictions and insider trading charges.
L. Coops doesn't need you. He doesn't need any of you!
Coming soon to an old-timey theater near you!
What? Hotels are a racket and you can't trust the kids at AirBnB!
"We've done nothing improper."
God damn corporate hacks and their need to honest with the Securities and Exchange Commission.
The Coop is not enjoying this election, you guys.
There were some dark nights of the soul on the Sunset Strip.
The hedge fund managers is sick of answering questions like, "What am I paying you 2&20 for?"