It was all in a day’s rather tedious, completely innocent work.
We presume at this point that even secretaries at Deutsche Bank are empowered to cut $80 million checks to make people/regulators go away.
UBS sure has a knack for nicknames.
A broker who worked with the ex-UBS employee cannot deny his talent.
And yet the inventor of rate-rigging sits pretty.
And then presumably slapped himself on the forehead and shouted "Idiot!" immediately after hitting send.
This is all just a silly misunderstanding.
U.K. authorities jailed a banker and they liked it... Oh, they liked it.
Tom Hayes is going away for a whopping 14 years.
Soooo, that doesn't look great.
Allegedly colluding with a French guy led to all kinds of problems (like putting stuff about (alleged!) collusion in writing because someone's accent was too thick to understand).