This does not live up to our expectations of #JustAddButter.
The Death Star would like to ask Sen. Warren "How dumb do we look?"
The President job at Goldman Sachs is now the hottest Thunderdome on Wall Street.
Welcome to the #DraftDimon movement.
Lloyd and Gary are not f@cking around this time.
The big guys see attending Trump's party as the true mistake by the lake.
While contemplating Brexit, Jamie realizes that Rome rules and London drools.
Important men don't change in a crisis, they become bigger versions of themselves.
Lloyd and Co. are pretty much over listening to this broken record.
Brian Moynihan brought up the rear, but it was with $16 million, so he'll be okay.
Hill is done pretending that she hates Wall Street, or that's she's still running against Bernie.
He's already cut the price by $4 million, don't make him go any lower.
If you're unhappy about your bonus this year, perhaps it'll make you feel less alone to know Lloyd Blankfein's dropped, too. (To $23 million.)
Lloyd must have called Satya a thousand times.
Goldman Sachs co-president turned cowboy Jon Winkelreid is back.
Even Lloyd and Gary might want to just let bygones be bygones on this one.
Ken Griffin has more than one side to him.