David Solomon Prepares ‘It Was The Last Guy’ 1MDB Defense
So, like, go easy on us.
Now That Lloyd Blankfein Is On Twitter, Goldman Sachs Tech Bros Can Dress Like Slobs
This does not live up to our expectations of #JustAddButter.
Goldman Sachs To Elizabeth Warren: Gary Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Please Stop Calling
The Death Star would like to ask Sen. Warren "How dumb do we look?"
Lloyd Blankfein Decides It Takes Two Men To Replace One Gary Cohn
The President job at Goldman Sachs is now the hottest Thunderdome on Wall Street.
Screw It, Jamie Dimon Is Just Going To Have To Be Treasury Secretary Whether He Likes It Or Not
Welcome to the #DraftDimon movement.
Goldman Sachs Is Just Gonna Go Ahead And Ask Partners To Lock Their Political Checkbooks In Their Desk Drawer
Lloyd and Gary are not f@cking around this time.
Big Banks Totally Forgot That They Had Other Plans During This Year's GOP Convention
The big guys see attending Trump's party as the true mistake by the lake.
Jamie Dimon Goes To Rome In Hopes Of Making London Jealous
While contemplating Brexit, Jamie realizes that Rome rules and London drools.
Big Bank CEOs Respond To Brexit In Comfortingly Predictable Fashion
Important men don't change in a crisis, they become bigger versions of themselves.
Goldman Sachs Willing To Write $5B Check If The Government Will Just Shut Up About "The Mortgage Crisis" Already
Lloyd and Co. are pretty much over listening to this broken record.
Goldman Sachs Dangles $7 Million Carrot In Lloyd Blankfein's Face
You want it? Come and get it.
Hillary Clinton Inching Ever Closer To Telling Bernie Sanders "Just Shut The F@ck Up About Wall Street Already"
Hill is done pretending that she hates Wall Street, or that's she's still running against Bernie.
Who Does Lloyd Blankfein Have To Screw To Sell A Sagaponack Mansion Around Here?
He's already cut the price by $4 million, don't make him go any lower.
Goldman Goes The Full Adele In Apology Note To Microsoft
Lloyd must have called Satya a thousand times.
Goldman Sachs Surrenders To Milliennial Insurgency
The Death Star has gone full YOLO.
Goldman Executive Who Abandoned Bank To Become A Rancher Named CEO Of TPG
Goldman Sachs co-president turned cowboy Jon Winkelreid is back.
China's Goldman Sachs Knockoff Is Scarier Than Original Version
Even Lloyd and Gary might want to just let bygones be bygones on this one.
Hedge Fund Manager Known For Inspiring Spine-Tingling Terror In People Hopes To Lighten Things Up With Haunted House Come October
Ken Griffin has more than one side to him.