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Uber's Quarterly Results Likely Causing Masa Son To Experience A Confusing Tumescence
Public company valued at $53 narrows quarterly losses to just over $1 billion...and, yes, those words are "narrows" and "quarterly"
The Lyft IPO Is Immediately Oversubscribed, So Remember This Moment When The Economy Collapses
So, yeah, we should totally stop raising interest rates.
Munificent Jamie Dimon Only Makes 364 Times More Than The Median JPMorgan Employee
The president-elect is underpaid.
Tesla Using Debt Financing To Fund "Manufacturing Hell" And No One Really Cares
Today's reminder that Tesla is less public company than it is new-age religion.
Snap Stock Crashes Back To Its Irrationally High IPO Price
Why dally on the road to becoming a $5 stock for day-traders?
Bonus Watch '17: Wells Fargo Top Brass Reaps The Whirlwind
Bonus checks at The Stagecoach are just notes that read "Ya Stumpf'd!"
Credit Suisse: It's A Tech Bubble, Stupid
Unicorns are suddenly everywhere, and that is literally nonsense.