London
Layoffs Watch ’21: Deutsche Bank
Even after 18,000 job cuts, the Germans think they look a bit flabby.
SALTing The Earth: Hedge Fund Party Moves To Desolate, Deserted Manhattan
Anthony Scaramucci’s gonna fix the place right up, just like he did for the White House Communications Office.
Well, That Was Fast
Masa Son wastes no time getting back to wheeling and dealing (and maybe self-dealing).
Ken Griffin Will Never Have To Suffer The Indignity Of A Five-Star London Hotel Again
He’s looking forward to the welcome baskets from his new neighbors, the entire Royal Family.
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Steve Cohen’s Love Of Tea, Crumpets Will Not Be Denied
Or it will be and he’ll be left with a lot of room for tea parties.
Britain’s Future Communist Overlords Ready To Kick London While Its Down
What's Brummie for monetary policy?
Jamie Dimon Will Be Doing his Brexit-ing In Paris, Thank You Very Much
Frankfurt may be ready and Dublin might be cheap, but all Jamie D wants to do is take a moonlit stroll down the Champs-Élysées.
London Finance Workers Describe A Local Culture That Sounds Like A Mashup Between 1980s Wall Street And Dante's Inferno
For some, no Brexit will ever be hard enough.
Brits Not Exactly Queueing Up For A Piece Of Bill Ackman
Turns out they've heard of Valeant in Merry Olde England.
Deutsche Bank Exec Appears To Be Totally Unaware That Deutsche Bank Is Headquartered In Germany
New rule: The only bank not allowed to bitch about moving to Frankfurt is the one already fucking based there.
Sick Of Watching Britain Figure Out How To Revolt Politely, Ex-Pat Bankers In London Are Offering To Just Brexit Themselves
"I don't want more beans on toast, Jamie Dimon. I want to go HOME!"
Goldman Sachs’ New London Office To Open Just In Time For You-Know-What
Did Llloyd's real estate broker not disclose the whole "Hard Brexit" thing?
Goldman Sachs' Hedge Fund Is Doing A Super Hard Brexit
Lloyd tells London hedgies "You don't have to go to Frankfurt, but you can't stay here."
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UBS CEO Tells His London-Based Employees To Get Their Tea And Crumpets In While They Still Can
See if you can guess why...
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Would-Be British Bankers Showing Up For Interviews In Brown Shoes Might As Well Just Fling Themselves In The Thames: Report
And god help you if you sound like you're from Newcastle.
That Is A ‘Help Wanted’ Sign You See Outside Point72 London
Stevie C is looking for some quanty blokes.
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Steve Cohen Ain't Afraid Of No Stinkin' Brexit
Steve Cohen is thisclose to getting the Union Jack tattooed to his lower back.