With Extensive Whale-Butchering Experience, Hedge Fund Manager Should Have No Problem Fileting His Trout
Fajr Bouguettaya’s knives are sharpened and his out-of-office message is ready to go.
Before Killing Whale, Boaz Weinstein Helped Save One
And when he did go into whale hunting, boy did the experience ever pay off.
London Whale Prevents Tragic Miscarriage Of Justice
It turns out he was trying to put the wrong people in jail.
The London Whale Guy Would Like To Have A Few Hundred Thousand Words With Jamie Dimon
Bruno Iksil has penned a novel-length denunciation of JPMorgan that alleges...something.
London Whale Also Not Responsible For Those Last 10 Pounds You Haven't Lost
There are a lot of things that, if you wanted to, you could legitimately blame on former JP Morgan employee London P. Whale. The $6.2 billion trading loss the bank incurred over the summer. Ina Drew getting fired. This awkward phone call. Some stuff you can't pin on him, though many have tried: male pattern baldness, the bombing of Pearl Harbor, Apple Maps, Lehman Brothers' bankruptcy, tempting as it may be.