London Whale Prevents Tragic Miscarriage Of Justice
It turns out he was trying to put the wrong people in jail.
London Whale
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Saba Capital Closes London Whaling Port
Hedge funds cannot survive on fish and chips alone.
The London Whale Guy Would Like To Have A Few Hundred Thousand Words With Jamie Dimon
Bruno Iksil has penned a novel-length denunciation of JPMorgan that alleges...something.
JP Morgan Already Knows That You're Breaking Bad
Jamie's eyes are watching you, they see your every move...and even the ones you haven't made yet.
London Whale Also Not Responsible For Those Last 10 Pounds You Haven't Lost
There are a lot of things that, if you wanted to, you could legitimately blame on former JP Morgan employee London P. Whale. The $6.2 billion trading loss the bank incurred over the summer. Ina Drew getting fired. This awkward phone call. Some stuff you can't pin on him, though many have tried: male pattern baldness, the bombing of Pearl Harbor, Apple Maps, Lehman Brothers' bankruptcy, tempting as it may be.