Why you gotta c-block the United Technologies/Raytheon merger, Bill?
Happy Valentine's Day, From Mr. and Mrs. Bill Ackman.
Bill Ackman's NYT wedding announcement is the best thing you will read this year.
The Pete Davidson of finance is showing off some big Ack energy.
When you've hit rock bottom, there's nowhere to go but Jefferies.
Go buck wild: Daddy Lippman's paying.
Sometimes people just love banks so hard.
Be afraid, Steve Wynn. Be very afraid.
Martin Shkreli's romantic overtures have an expiration date.
It's never too early to teach your newborn about estate planning.
Anne Dias Griffin is dropping the Griffin, among other things.
Janet et al, who are now giving out relationship advice: kick him (or her) to the curb before this whole thing ends in tears.
Martin Shkreli is fighting haters on multiple fronts.
"It's blue on the Monopoly board."
Love 'n Marriage Advice, by Davide Serra.
Chris Sacca DID write to Twitter. He wrote it one long-ass letter.
It's almost as though George taught him nothing re: women which you KNOW is not the case.
Mark Malik's ill-gotten gains are currently unavailable to him.
"I have a big favor to ask," "Strap on a pair," "I'm begging u pleaaaassseee": memorializing the Deutsche Bank Libor chats.
She doesn't come down to where you work and slap the fois gras out of your mouth.
The hedge fund manager can't believe he's being forced to defend what was easily one of the Top Five funniest moments of his marriage.