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Bitcoin, Emissions Credit Company Tesla Posts Record Quarterly Profit
It does some other stuff, too, but they're not relevant to the bottom line.
Trump Mulling Putting Former Lyft Exec On Fed Board Because Who Wants To Cut Rates More Than Lyft Shareholders
The president is playing what he thinks is 3D chess again.
The Market Is Reckoning With Who Lyft Is Versus Who It Wants Lyft To Be
Lyft is the latest victim of a market that's afraid to be alone but even more afraid of an intimate long-term connection.
Lyft Calls Out Morgan Stanley For Being A Shady Bitch On Behalf Of Uber And The Markets Are Like "GIRRRRRL!"
The modern IPO landscape is not dumb at all.
Of Course Carl Icahn Cashed Out Of Lyft Before The IPO Imploded
Did you really think that Uncle Carl would fall for this bullsh!t?
Lyft Stock Opens Trading At You Are All Insane Dollars Per Share
Unless the second-biggest ridesharing app just doubled revenue or halved its spending in the last three days, this feels like a bit of a premium.
The Lyft IPO Is Immediately Oversubscribed, So Remember This Moment When The Economy Collapses
So, yeah, we should totally stop raising interest rates.
Company With No Profits Aims For Biggest IPO In American History
Lyft is about to take everyone for quite a shared ride.
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Fidelity Subtly Hedging On Uber By Very Publicly Investing In Uber's Hated Archenemy
Someone is smirking under their pink mustache.
Shared Loathing Of Uber Provides Aphrodisiac Catalyst For Alliance Between Lyft And Waymo
On today's edition of "Everybody Hates Uber."
With Uber Limping Around Wounded, Lyft Makes A Deal With Wall Street's Angel Of Death
Be afraid Uber, be very afraid.
General Motors Gives Lyft $500 Million Because It Knows What Being "That Other Company" Feels Like
Everyone's number two car company and everyone's number two ride-sharing app are officially an item!
Uber Officially Constructing New Headquarters Using Only Hard Bricks Of Cash Money
There's really no other explanation at this point.
Uber Will Keep Raising Capital Until There Is No More Private Money Left
The Ayn Rand themed car service is now making a habit out of "Billion dollar rounds."
Uber Now Using Real Estate To Troll NYC Lawmakers
Let's hope that Uber employees enjoy tortuously uncomfortable silence on their elevator rides.
California Labor Commission Smacks Uber Right On Its Fountainhead
For the "1099 economy," people remain the unsolvable element.
The Tech Economy Would Like A New Employment Framework Now Please
Because simply complying with the existing manner through which we legally categorize and tax working people is just so... "basic."
Lyft Has Apparently Now Reached The Dreaded Carl Icahn Stage Of Desperation
Well, this should go swimmingly.