Stressed Out Morgan Stanley Is Trying Retail Therapy
Jim Gorman is like SUCH a shopaholic now, you guys.
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Credit Suisse Seems To Have A Hot Summer Mess On Its Hands
An alleged incident of tipsy intern handling has seemingly led to a lot of bitter confusion about how Wall Street works.
Bill Gross Is Desperately Horny For The Death Of Antitrust
The upcoming orgy of mergers is exactly what Billy G needed right now.
Courts To M&A Bankers "Everbody Gets Laid!"
AT&T cleared to buy Time Warner and antitrust is dead.
Gary Cohn’s Successor Says Gary Cohn & Co. Not Exactly Making M&A Great Again
David Solomon sees a lot of money sitting on the sidelines.
Navigating the Life Science M&A Savannah
Still recovering from a market correction two years ago, and with a scarcity of attractive targets and ongoing macroeconomic uncertainty, the life sciences dealmaking space is in a state of flux.
Newly United Arnold & Porter Kaye Scholer Surveys Changed Life Sciences Deal Environment
Last year proved a slow one for dealmaking in the life sciences space. But that didn’t stop two of the major legal players in it from consummating one themselves: In November, Arnold & Porter and Kaye Scholer agreed to merge, bringing together two formidable healthcare practices...
Verizon Finally Gets Around To Telling Yahoo That It Ain't All That
If this relationship is gonna work out, there are going to be a quarter of a billion fewer dollars at stake.
Bonus Watch '17: This Valentine's Day, Goldman Sachs Unsubtly Hints That It's Just Not That Into About 100 Bankers
About 100 M&A bankers at 200 West ain't getting shit.
Verizon Gazes At A Sleeping Yahoo, Doesn't Know What To Think Anymore
TFW you can longer pretend bae isn't crazy as fuck.
No Points For Guessing Who Topped The 2016 M&A League Tables
This is Lloyd Blankfein's favorite game...that isn't Russian Roulette.
Michael Sherwood's Replacement At Goldman London: Richard Gnodde
Woody's co-chief is basically his polar opposite.
Citi's Chief Investment Banker Congratulates Team With Super Peppy "We're #3!" Email
In the House of Corbat, this is called swagger.
Jamie Dimon Now Has 25 Billion More Reasons To Be With Her
If JPMorgan is going to put up the cash for this deal, they don't want it torpedoed by YouKnowWho.
Donald Trump's "Business Acumen" Might Be Rubbing Off On John Paulson
We're not even sure if this counts as schadenfreude anymore.
Verizon Ready To Admit That It Got Totally Catfished By Yahoo
This was not what Verizon fell in love with over the phone.
Report: Disney Considering Adding Jack Dorsey To Its Collection Of Adorable Cartoon Characters
Is Bob Iger looking to take one of Jack's jobs off his hands?
Decision Making In Tech Is A Bouillabaisse of Fact and Fiction
Reality is murky in Silicon Valley, but the money is real as f*ck.
Intel Would Totally Do That Huge Deal, But The French Are Terrifying
In fairness, who's NOT afraid of the French?
Area Bank Will Keep It In Its Pants, Says CEO
Just because it's Spring doesn't mean New York Community Bancorp is going to f*ck every bank it sees.