These low interest rates are having an impact over at Schwab HR.
The Wizard of the Westport Woods needs all you Najarian-watching morons to listen the f up.
Even his uncertainty is a bullshit routine.
The writing is all over the wall on this one.
And this is more than just electing billionaires with a penchant for banging porn stars.
It's summer, man, we ain't got time for this.
Even The Donald can't bullshit fundamentals.
Feels like they really should have seen this one coming...
He's admittedly distracted, what with Louise in a small town with all those wealthier men.
Wanna see something boring?
Political winds on the asset management front are not blowing well for the White House.