New Policy Ensures That There’s A 50% Chance A Future Bald CEO Of Goldman Sachs Will Be A Woman
DJ D-Sol looking to spin way more ladies nights at 200 West St.
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David Solomon Goes The Full Bart Simpson In Year-End Message To Goldmanites
On the subject of 1MDB scandal, DJ D-Sol wants everyone to rest easy next week.
Deutsche Bank Blaming Latest Legal Trouble On John Cryan Because Old Habits Die Hard
Meet the new boss, blaming the old boss!
Brian Moynihan Will Have You Know That He's Fired Thousands Of People, Like A MAN
BriMo would like everyone to know that he might run a bank, but he fired an airline.
Deutsche Bank Finds New Way To Imprison Employees In Frankfurt
"Austerity" must be a German word for "This is your home now, embrace the sadness."
Incoming Goldman Sachs CEO Thinks Everyone At 200 West Street Should At Least Try To Land Their EDM Single On The Billboard Charts
David Solomon wants more Work-Turnt Life Balance at his new Goldman.
PIMCO Caught Attempting To Treat A High-Level Sexual Harassment Scandal Like It Treated Bill Gross
It's another "What? He Quit!" moment out in Newport Beach.
Christian Sewing Ascribing To A "Let The Bridges I Burn Lead The Way" Philosophy In Managing Deutsche Bank's US Operations
If Christian Sewing can't afford all these people, he definitely can't afford to give them paid vacations.
Deutsche Bank: One In Five US Employees Are Useless Morons...And The Other Four Hate Working Here
Christian Sewing is now wearing John Cryan's old hair shirt.
Trump Goodbye Gary Cohn Erases All Doubt That Gary Cohn Needs To Go
TFW a wannabe Alpha tries to dunk on a real alpha and just looks crazy.
Deutsche Bank's London Office Still A Hotbed Of Seething Resentment
Alisdair Warren has not mended fences.
Gary Cohn Attempts To Defend Donald Trump's Literacy By Impugning His Own
This is getting Faulknerian.
John Cryan Tells Deutsche Bank Employees That There Are Far Too Many Of Them
The most beloved boss in finance is ready to replace about half of his people with robots.
Peter Navarro Just Got "Blankfeined" By John Kelly
Trump's Chief of Staff is using Brutal Master Gary Cohn to marginalize Trump's looniest economic advisor.
Sheryl Sandberg Leans In To Take Public Beating On Mark Zuckerberg's Behalf
Facebook's fuck-up is on Sheryl because The Zuck is woke now.
Ray Dalio Will Give Every Company The Opportunity To Behave Like Bridgewater, Because How Could That Ever Backfire?
The algorithms of Principles could soon be yours...please be careful.
Dara Khosrowshahi Has Already Succeeded As Uber CEO
Three simple letters and the man is immortal.
Deutsche Bank To Former Board Members: These Absurdly Expensive Fines Ain't Just Gonna Pay Themselves
The House of Cryan is attempting to create the politley Lutheran clawback.
York Capital Apparently In Some More Chaos Thanks To Europe, NBA Draft Combine
2017 not looking much sunnier than 2016 for Jamie Dinan and co.
Uber Officially As Bad With Money As It Is With People: Bloomberg
Travis Kalanick is nothing if not consistent.
Travis Kalanick Making Double Sure That Uber Not Appear Too Apologetic For Any Of Its Myriad Ongoing Scandals
At this point, the only person who makes sense as Uber COO is John Stumpf.
Jack Dorsey Is Just Choosing Not To Be Profitable, You Guys, So Calm The F@ck Down
Maybe just don't say this from the comfort of your Irish tax haven Global HQ.