Uber Saves $200K On Balloons, Tacitly Admits To Shareholders It Was Spending $200K On Balloons
Actual...f@cking...balloons.
Management
Uber Cuts Marketing Headcount By A Third, Still Has 800 People Working On Marketing
Is Uber aware of permalancers?
Some Deutsche Bank Severance Packages Even Included Keeping Your Old Email For A Few Weeks
The Deutsche Bank layoffs are going as well as we thought.
Wilbur Ross: Rumors About My Disgruntled Staff Are Just Rumors Being Spread By My Disgruntled Staff
The Slipper King "fights" back on Twitter...likely needs a nap afterwards.
Wells Fargo's Charlotte I-Bankers Morale Suffering Because Everyone Is Getting Fat On Fast Food And Constantly Taking Massive Dumps
Due to new office policy, One Wells Fargo Center literally has The McSh!ts.
Etsy Clearly Under The Impression That It Has Earned The Right To Start Acting Like Etsy Again
Buying a platform that sells new and used music equipment for $275 million is the kind of thing we used to be able to mock Etsy for...but they've ruined that for us.
Layoff Watch '19: Deutsche Bank Contemplating Giving Its US I-Bank Death By 20,000 Cuts
How does Christian Sewing have 20K people left to lose?
Tim Sloan Decides To Spend More Time Not Running Wells Fargo
The worst job in banking is officially available.
New Policy Ensures That There’s A 50% Chance A Future Bald CEO Of Goldman Sachs Will Be A Woman
DJ D-Sol looking to spin way more ladies nights at 200 West St.
David Solomon Goes The Full Bart Simpson In Year-End Message To Goldmanites
On the subject of 1MDB scandal, DJ D-Sol wants everyone to rest easy next week.
Deutsche Bank Blaming Latest Legal Trouble On John Cryan Because Old Habits Die Hard
Meet the new boss, blaming the old boss!
Brian Moynihan Will Have You Know That He's Fired Thousands Of People, Like A MAN
BriMo would like everyone to know that he might run a bank, but he fired an airline.
Deutsche Bank Finds New Way To Imprison Employees In Frankfurt
"Austerity" must be a German word for "This is your home now, embrace the sadness."
Incoming Goldman Sachs CEO Thinks Everyone At 200 West Street Should At Least Try To Land Their EDM Single On The Billboard Charts
David Solomon wants more Work-Turnt Life Balance at his new Goldman.
PIMCO Caught Attempting To Treat A High-Level Sexual Harassment Scandal Like It Treated Bill Gross
It's another "What? He Quit!" moment out in Newport Beach.
Christian Sewing Ascribing To A "Let The Bridges I Burn Lead The Way" Philosophy In Managing Deutsche Bank's US Operations
If Christian Sewing can't afford all these people, he definitely can't afford to give them paid vacations.
Deutsche Bank: One In Five US Employees Are Useless Morons...And The Other Four Hate Working Here
Christian Sewing is now wearing John Cryan's old hair shirt.
Trump Goodbye Gary Cohn Erases All Doubt That Gary Cohn Needs To Go
TFW a wannabe Alpha tries to dunk on a real alpha and just looks crazy.
Deutsche Bank's London Office Still A Hotbed Of Seething Resentment
Alisdair Warren has not mended fences.
Gary Cohn Attempts To Defend Donald Trump's Literacy By Impugning His Own
This is getting Faulknerian.
John Cryan Tells Deutsche Bank Employees That There Are Far Too Many Of Them
The most beloved boss in finance is ready to replace about half of his people with robots.
Peter Navarro Just Got "Blankfeined" By John Kelly
Trump's Chief of Staff is using Brutal Master Gary Cohn to marginalize Trump's looniest economic advisor.
Sheryl Sandberg Leans In To Take Public Beating On Mark Zuckerberg's Behalf
Facebook's fuck-up is on Sheryl because The Zuck is woke now.