Liquidnet CEO Sued For Being Allegedly Overcurious About What His Female Employee "Does For Sex"
Seth Merrin is being sued for exhibiting a 1989-level of office horniness in a 2019 office setting.
Management
JPMorgan Preparing To Become New York's Most Powerful Texas-Based Financial Institution
Jamie Dimon's obsession with being the next JR Ewing is becoming difficult to ignore.
Peer-Pressured Brian Moynihan Using High-Rolling Merrill Clients To Pretend To Experiment With No-Fee Trading
BriMo gets which way the wind is blowing.
Goldman Sachs Has Come Around To The Logic Of Not Paying People Goldman Sachs Salaries
Average comp is down 50% at 200 West Street, unless you're a robot, in which case, you're taking John Rogers' job.
Larry Culp Bravely Willing To Let GE Employees Share The Pain Of GE's Turnaround, As Long As He's Not One Of Them
The guy making $21 million a year is cutting costs by freezing pensions.
We Ranked Wall Street Banks...By How Much The People Working There Enjoy Working There
Jamie's people are relatively happy while Wells Fargo's people...work at Wells Fargo.
Hedge Fund CEO Announces To Staff That He Was Making Too Many Decisions, Pledges To Stop Making So Many Decisions
Tower Research Capital's Mark Gorton will become chairman and let a newly-formed board handle things going forward, like reportedly laying of 50 engineers.
Uber Saves $200K On Balloons, Tacitly Admits To Shareholders It Was Spending $200K On Balloons
Actual...f@cking...balloons.
Uber Cuts Marketing Headcount By A Third, Still Has 800 People Working On Marketing
Is Uber aware of permalancers?
Some Deutsche Bank Severance Packages Even Included Keeping Your Old Email For A Few Weeks
The Deutsche Bank layoffs are going as well as we thought.
Wilbur Ross: Rumors About My Disgruntled Staff Are Just Rumors Being Spread By My Disgruntled Staff
The Slipper King "fights" back on Twitter...likely needs a nap afterwards.
Wells Fargo's Charlotte I-Bankers Morale Suffering Because Everyone Is Getting Fat On Fast Food And Constantly Taking Massive Dumps
Due to new office policy, One Wells Fargo Center literally has The McSh!ts.
Etsy Clearly Under The Impression That It Has Earned The Right To Start Acting Like Etsy Again
Buying a platform that sells new and used music equipment for $275 million is the kind of thing we used to be able to mock Etsy for...but they've ruined that for us.
Layoff Watch '19: Deutsche Bank Contemplating Giving Its US I-Bank Death By 20,000 Cuts
How does Christian Sewing have 20K people left to lose?
Tim Sloan Decides To Spend More Time Not Running Wells Fargo
The worst job in banking is officially available.
New Policy Ensures That There’s A 50% Chance A Future Bald CEO Of Goldman Sachs Will Be A Woman
DJ D-Sol looking to spin way more ladies nights at 200 West St.
David Solomon Goes The Full Bart Simpson In Year-End Message To Goldmanites
On the subject of 1MDB scandal, DJ D-Sol wants everyone to rest easy next week.
Deutsche Bank Blaming Latest Legal Trouble On John Cryan Because Old Habits Die Hard
Meet the new boss, blaming the old boss!
Brian Moynihan Will Have You Know That He's Fired Thousands Of People, Like A MAN
BriMo would like everyone to know that he might run a bank, but he fired an airline.
Deutsche Bank Finds New Way To Imprison Employees In Frankfurt
"Austerity" must be a German word for "This is your home now, embrace the sadness."
Incoming Goldman Sachs CEO Thinks Everyone At 200 West Street Should At Least Try To Land Their EDM Single On The Billboard Charts
David Solomon wants more Work-Turnt Life Balance at his new Goldman.
PIMCO Caught Attempting To Treat A High-Level Sexual Harassment Scandal Like It Treated Bill Gross
It's another "What? He Quit!" moment out in Newport Beach.
Christian Sewing Ascribing To A "Let The Bridges I Burn Lead The Way" Philosophy In Managing Deutsche Bank's US Operations
If Christian Sewing can't afford all these people, he definitely can't afford to give them paid vacations.