Uber Saves $200K On Balloons, Tacitly Admits To Shareholders It Was Spending $200K On Balloons
Is Uber aware of permalancers?
The Deutsche Bank layoffs are going as well as we thought.
The Slipper King "fights" back on Twitter...likely needs a nap afterwards.
Due to new office policy, One Wells Fargo Center literally has The McSh!ts.
Buying a platform that sells new and used music equipment for $275 million is the kind of thing we used to be able to mock Etsy for...but they've ruined that for us.
How does Christian Sewing have 20K people left to lose?
The worst job in banking is officially available.
DJ D-Sol looking to spin way more ladies nights at 200 West St.
On the subject of 1MDB scandal, DJ D-Sol wants everyone to rest easy next week.
Meet the new boss, blaming the old boss!
BriMo would like everyone to know that he might run a bank, but he fired an airline.
"Austerity" must be a German word for "This is your home now, embrace the sadness."
David Solomon wants more Work-Turnt Life Balance at his new Goldman.
It's another "What? He Quit!" moment out in Newport Beach.
If Christian Sewing can't afford all these people, he definitely can't afford to give them paid vacations.
Christian Sewing is now wearing John Cryan's old hair shirt.
Okay, this one scared us.
TFW a wannabe Alpha tries to dunk on a real alpha and just looks crazy.
Alisdair Warren has not mended fences.
This is getting Faulknerian.
The most beloved boss in finance is ready to replace about half of his people with robots.
Trump's Chief of Staff is using Brutal Master Gary Cohn to marginalize Trump's looniest economic advisor.
Facebook's fuck-up is on Sheryl because The Zuck is woke now.