Goldman Sachs Launches Marcus Ad Campaign Ostensibly Aimed At Dumb Assholes Stuck In Low-Yield CDs
Though they be short, these ads are breathtaking in their lack of subtlety.
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Robinhood's Ludicrous New Free Money Savings Account Product Is The Long-Term Answer To Goldman Sachs' Marcus Problem
Hey, if they can have stupid ideas, why can't we?
Goldman Sachs Sends Supersonically-Rotating Corpse Of Founder Into Orbit
Why did they have to name their appeal to the common man for their proud and august founder?
Little Marcus Goldman Sachs Is A Real Handful
Goldman’s precocious online lending platform is getting a full-time nanny.
Goldman Goes Normcore
Lloyd Blankfein finally decided he wanted to buy one of those home lending operations everyone was so crazy about.
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Goldman Sachs Making Room For New Child By Evicting Slightly Older Brother
It’s OK, though: Simon has already mastered structured finance.
Goldman: Marcus Is Still Totally A Thing!
Though it may not be "sizable" or even "real" quite yet.
Goldman Blows Its Own Cover
Goldman's forthcoming robo-planning platform gets a not-so-stealthy introduction.
Goldman's New Ads Prove That Even The Vampire Squid Can Bore You To Tears
Get a peek at the thoroughly unremarkable launch of Marcus, Goldman for the masses.
Worried That He's Becoming A Spoiled Brat, Goldman Sachs Is Giving Marcus Siblings
Lloyd and Gary are indulging their inner Sergey and Larry.
In Case You Worried Goldman Was Getting A Little Too Common With Its Online Lender...
Worry not. There are still barriers to entry, THANK GOD.
"Samuel" Got NO LOVE In Goldman's Quest To Pick Name For Online Lender That Would Sound Hip And With It
Co-founder Samuel Sachs is rolling over in his grave to tell the bank to f*ck off.