David Solomon Wants To Help You Buy That New Vacuum Cleaner
In fairness, Marcus Goldman got his start peddling household goods, so….
Jamie Dimon Trolling Marianne Lake By Making Her Run Something With Her Competition
This will season her up good.
Goldman Sachs Changes 60 Slightly Less White, Less Male But Every Bit As Trader- and I-Banker-y Lives
David Solomon’s retail revolution has yet to hit the partnership.
Goldman Takes New Lack Of Standards, Pride Out For A Ride
What can Dave Solomon do to get you into a new car with a built-in credit card today?
Goldman Spending Heavily On Regulatory Fines, Becoming A Different Bank Entirely
DJ D-Sol is spinning some sad tunes up on 12 if you’d like to commiserate.
Goldman Sachs Has Come Around To The Logic Of Not Paying People Goldman Sachs Salaries
Average comp is down 50% at 200 West Street, unless you're a robot, in which case, you're taking John Rogers' job.
David Solomon Commiserates With His Marcus Team Over The Existential Anguish Of Working At A Investment Backwater Like... Goldman Sachs
If only these retail bankers worked in Palo Alto garage and not 200 West Street, perhaps then they would be loved.
Goldman Sachs Launches Marcus Ad Campaign Ostensibly Aimed At Dumb Assholes Stuck In Low-Yield CDs
Though they be short, these ads are breathtaking in their lack of subtlety.
Robinhood's Ludicrous New Free Money Savings Account Product Is The Long-Term Answer To Goldman Sachs' Marcus Problem
Hey, if they can have stupid ideas, why can't we?
Goldman Sachs Sends Supersonically-Rotating Corpse Of Founder Into Orbit
Why did they have to name their appeal to the common man for their proud and august founder?
Goldman Sachs Making Room For New Child By Evicting Slightly Older Brother
It’s OK, though: Simon has already mastered structured finance.
Goldman's New Ads Prove That Even The Vampire Squid Can Bore You To Tears
Get a peek at the thoroughly unremarkable launch of Marcus, Goldman for the masses.
Worried That He's Becoming A Spoiled Brat, Goldman Sachs Is Giving Marcus Siblings
Lloyd and Gary are indulging their inner Sergey and Larry.
In Case You Worried Goldman Was Getting A Little Too Common With Its Online Lender...
Worry not. There are still barriers to entry, THANK GOD.
"Samuel" Got NO LOVE In Goldman's Quest To Pick Name For Online Lender That Would Sound Hip And With It
Co-founder Samuel Sachs is rolling over in his grave to tell the bank to f*ck off.