Marianne Lake's Destiny Is Now A Footrace
Michael Corbat promotes Jane Fraser to heir apparent at Citi, meaning Jamie Dimon better retire if he wants to make herstory.
Marianne Lake
Jamie Dimon Pretty Certain That Wells Fargo Is Not Being Run Very Well
The Khaleesi of Wall Street throws some shade at The Stagecoach.
Wells Fargo Has Hired Someone Help It Meet The Right Woman
That's right, the least-trusted bank in America is paying to meet women.
Jamie Dimon Gives Marianne Lake The Role And The Rival That The The Prophecy Requires For Her To Take His Throne
The gods must be appeased, and the next POTUS has moved to appease them.
Wells Fargo Narrowing Down CEO Candidates To Mostly Women, Hoping Any Of Them Will Take It
There is a lot of wild chatter coming from inside The Stagecoach.
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Jamie Dimon Got Into Bed With The Wrong Mattress Company
That itching, burning feeling is a $273 million loan that’ll never be repaid.
Jamie Dimon Is Done Letting You Geeks Trigger Him With Bitcoin Talk
He's done talking about it...OKAY?!
Jamie Dimon Tacitly Announces He Will Hand JPMorgan Over To Marianne Lake When He Runs For President In 2020
Read between the lines, sheeple!
JPMorgan's Traders Need Just A Dash More Geopolitical Mayhem To Spice Up Their Lives
Can we do Brexit again? Please?
JPMorgan Will Pay $200M Fine For China Hiring Scandal, Paving The Way For Jamie Dimon To Become Treasury Secretary
What? We're just connecting the dots here, bro.
Cool New JPMorgan Dress Code Asks Employees To Thread The Needle Between "Casual" And "Slutty"
JPM's new dress code is super casual, but in like a formal way.
Jamie Dimon Just Made A Badass New Friend
"Come on, let Jamie tell you 'bout his neeeew frieeend."
Some Day You'll Call Jamie Dimon's Name And He Won't Answer
The JP Morgan CEO has taken a vow of silence.