Mark Zuckerberg
Opening Bell 11.16.18
PG&Eek; Apple v Facebook; DJ D-Sol working on an emo track; and more!
Opening Bell 7.26.18
Trump tariff talks; Facebook selloff; Free press questions and more!
Looks Like There Is Some Not So New Beef In The World Of Augmented Reality
Two social media retail AR platforms enter; one leaves... or maybe both, who knows?
Mark Zuckerberg's Week Is Going From Nightmare To "Senator Warren Has A Question"
Mr. Zuck is (probably not really) going to Washington.
Silicon Valley Is Begging For Wall Street-Style Regulation
ie Cosmetic and lame rules loosely enforced that provide a placebo effect for an industry that Washington doesn't full grasp.
Uber Cures Mark Zuckerberg's Case Of "The Mondays" By Literally Killing Someone
Not a great day to be a tech giant.
Facebook Indicating To Congress That It Has Unprecedentedly Enormous Balls
Even Jamie Dimon wouldn't tell the Senate Intel Committee that he's too busy for a chat.
Sheryl Sandberg Leans In To Take Public Beating On Mark Zuckerberg's Behalf
Facebook's fuck-up is on Sheryl because The Zuck is woke now.
Jeff Bezos Is Sadistically Curious If He Can Personally Make Blue Apron Stock Worth Negative Dollars
Can Bezos destroy Blue Apron before Zuckerberg can kill Snapchat? Let's play!
Instagram CEO: Don't Blame Us That Snap's Dumb Business Model Can Be Copied So Easily
Instagram to Snapchat: "I don't know her."
Facebook Decides That It Doesn't Even Need To Fudge Numbers To Prove That It Will Lay Waste To Silicon Valley
The Zuck is reporting a diluted EPS of "Deez NUTS!"
Facebook Officially Toying With Snap Stock Price Like A Sadistic Cat Playing With A Captured Mouse
The Zuck don't fuck around.
After Coming Face-To-Face With Real American Folks, Mark Zuckerberg Abandons Political Ambitions
The Zuck retreats back into his hoodie.
Peter Thiel Will Stay On Facebook Board Because Mark Zuckerberg Is The Honey Badger Of Tech
The Zucker Badger don't give a F...acebook.
Mark Zuckerberg To Spend His Paternity Leave Building Our Future Robot Overlord
Sounds like somebody's already (dangerously) bored by just sitting around the house.
Mark Zuckerberg To Newborn Daughter: "Welcome To The World, Hope You Hate Money"
It's never too early to teach your newborn about estate planning.
Uber CEO: We Will Not Be Peer Pressured Into Putting Out Like Those Other Slutty Startups
Horny investors would be better off taking other startups to prom if they've got those dirty IPO ideas in their heads.
Mark Zuckerberg And Jack Dorsey Are Stealthily Pouring Money Into A Dutch Fintech Unicorn
And that is bad news for ol' Henry Kravis.
President Trump Would Like To Teach Silicon Valley About The Benefits of Diversity
Listen up, Zuckerberg. You might learn something.
Chilled Out Silicon Valley Tech Bro CEOs Really Think Wall Street Should Stop Being Such A Bunch Of Impatient Dicks
Lay off, dad! I'm slowly building my multibillion dollar advertising play.!