Cord Cutters Are About To Face A Saturated Content Market
Errybody got a streaming service now.
Market News
Car Company Stock Soars On News That Car Company Made Cars
Tesla really is a hell of a thing.
New York Knicks Stock Looks Like New York Knicks Basketball
Can you spot on the ticker where everyone realized that the Knicks will suck forever?
Markets No Longer Capable Of Caring About What's Real Or What's Fake
Would your broker eat this banana?
Slack's Direct Listing So Successful That People Will Be Talking Trash About Conventional IPOs On Slack
Don't watch, Uber, or Lyft, or Snap, or et al.
Masa Son Finding Out That Absurdly Big Numbers Aren't Always Fun
After Uber IPO disappoints, SoftBank looking to make it all back on the can't miss WeWork IPO.
Company That Lost $3 Billion Last Year IPOs On Day One Of Trade War Between Two Largest Global Economies, Hilarity Ensues
The market is teaching Uber a very hard lesson about how dynamic pricing really works.
Stamps.com Stock In A Freefall As Investors Take Note That Company Is Empirically Obsolete
Hard to feel bullish on a company that just lost its only client...and also how no one really needs stamps anymore.
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Dow Drops 600 Points, Uber Announces IPO Will Price At Top, And Our Work Here Is Done
No one wants to hold equities today but everyone wants to hold Uber on Thursday, claims Uber.
Uber Will Let Citadel Make The Market For Its IPO Because Uber Is Apparently Not Taking Many Chances
After Lyft's nightmare, Uber is at a Ken Griffin level of not f@cking around.
Wells Fargo Tries Playing Dead, Market Very Easily Convinced
The stagecoach stopped rolling online and everyone beat it like a dead horse (we lost this metaphor).