The Xi Gang is unsubtly telling Team Trump to play along with Beijing if it wants to keep the markets sanguine on a trade deal.
Did you really believe the White House was barring all US investment in Chinese markets? What are you, Peter Navarro?
Translation: Masa Son pulled the plug on this thing last night because of course he did.
When Iranian missiles hit Saudi refineries, Rick Perry is the man you want to hear from.
The White House is considering "an interim trade deal" with China.
Rising costs on goods might be bad for consumers AND manufacturers, muses everyone.
The Wizard of the Westport Woods needs all you Najarian-watching morons to listen the f up.
So even the White House doesn't know who's running Wells Fargo.
Is it harder to keep swallowing the algo headline bullshit with an inverted yield curve?
David Kostin tells clients that this bull is barely breathing.
Bold move here from a suddenly very emboldened Facebook.
The age of alcoholic seltzer is upon us, so National Beverage Corp. needs to evolve or die.
A research note from Hipster Trader.
A modest proposal for what POTUS can do with those tanks after his parade.
The "Dumb Goldfish" economy is doing its thing.
Bitcoin crashing while avocado prices surge in what we are calling The Hipsterpocalypse.
Would your broker eat this banana?
Let's get crypto crunk in 2019!
Also, FOMC holds rates steady for June.
The wisdom of the markets is something else these days.
Listen, investors aren't proud about they would do to cop a rate cut in June, but they're on their knees and everything is on the table
With China willing to burn it all down, is this not a perfect time to f*ck with Mexico?
