Trump Asks Jamie, BriMo And Corbat "WTF Is Happening To My Market, You Guys?"
So even the White House doesn't know who's running Wells Fargo.
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If You're Trying To Pretend To Be Excited About China Trade Deal Rumors Again, Maybe Don't Look At The Yield Curve
Is it harder to keep swallowing the algo headline bullshit with an inverted yield curve?
Goldman Sach Is Pretty Sure That Stocks Are Done, Like, Going Up
David Kostin tells clients that this bull is barely breathing.
Instagram Is Tweaking The Narcissism Algorithm That Rules Social Media
Bold move here from a suddenly very emboldened Facebook.
LaCroix Needs To Add Booze Or GTFO
The age of alcoholic seltzer is upon us, so National Beverage Corp. needs to evolve or die.
Index Fundamentals Clearly Dictated By Whims Of Illuminati And Satan
A research note from Hipster Trader.
Loony Parades, Bad Tweets And Cognitive Dissonance: Donald Trump's 4th Of July BBQ Menu
A modest proposal for what POTUS can do with those tanks after his parade.
Trump's Special China Trade Truce Episode Is Actually A Summer Rerun From Sweeps
The "Dumb Goldfish" economy is doing its thing.
Despair, Youth, For The Avocado Market Is Truly F'ed
Bitcoin crashing while avocado prices surge in what we are calling The Hipsterpocalypse.
Markets No Longer Capable Of Caring About What's Real Or What's Fake
Would your broker eat this banana?
Bitcoin Surging So All The Old Mistakes Are New Again
Let's get crypto crunk in 2019!
Jay Powell To Trump: You Can't Touch This...Please
Also, FOMC holds rates steady for June.
Markets Soar After Manufactured Crisis Is Narrowly Avoided By Having Already Been Solved Months Ago
The wisdom of the markets is something else these days.
Markets Pump Higher After Big Miss On Jobs Number Because Wall Street Is Addicted To Cheap Money
Listen, investors aren't proud about they would do to cop a rate cut in June, but they're on their knees and everything is on the table
White House Now Offering Sweet 2-For-1 Deal On Intractable Trade Wars Just In Time For Summer
With China willing to burn it all down, is this not a perfect time to f*ck with Mexico?
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Uber Loses $1 Billion In A Single Quarter, Market Yawns
The softest bigotry of almost no expectations.
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Tacitly Admitting That She Will Not Be Able To Overcome Her Own Decision-Making, Theresa May Resigns As Prime Minister
Brexit claims its second British leader.
Blue Apron Decides To Pull The Emergency Break In A Few Weeks As It Plummets Ever Faster Towards Death
If you've lost 94% of your public market value in less than one year, why not do a reverse stock-split right f'ing now?
Trump Has Made The Stock Market Insane, Says Literally Jim Cramer
Surely this is the Sell signal of all Sell signals...
Steve Mnuchin Is Not Your Man
Come on, Wall Street, how many times are you going to let this weasel get your hopes up?
Steve Mnuchin Says That Trade Talks With China Are Going So Well That It's Time To Take An Indefinite Break
Even after all those years in Hollywood, Steve Mnuchin still sucks at improv.