But he promises he’ll pay up if John Roberts tells him to.
Old Shkrels is lucky to be alive.
Giving a thinly-veiled anonymous interview on a contraband cellphone to brag about how he is illegally running a pharma business from prison reminds us why we miss this guy.
We didn't know that "Historically Huge Asshole" was in the federal sentencing guidelines.
We have Act 3 of "Martin Shkreli's Game"
That brings Martin's grand total to eight...so far.
This is the one everyone's been waiting for: the Martin Shkreli endorsement.
That dude's lucky Marty's got some pending legal issues to clear up otherwise he would've tasted pavement.
Looks like Martin is going to need to find a dope rhyme for "Securities fraud."
The former hedge funder should have seen this coming.
So many ways to go, and apparently- amazingly- some people have.
The hedge fund manager turned pharma CEO turned enfant terrible is doing schtick outside the Capitol.
Mr. Shkreli went to Washington...It sucked.