Throwing it all away for the world’s worst person ends exactly as you’d expect: Heartbroken in a basement apartment.
Did you think he wasn’t going to try to protect the $750-a-pill golden goose by any means necessary?
But he promises he’ll pay up if John Roberts tells him to.
Old Shkrels is lucky to be alive.
The Second Circuit Court of Appeals would like The Shkrelster to just finish up that prison sentence in silence.
Giving a thinly-veiled anonymous interview on a contraband cellphone to brag about how he is illegally running a pharma business from prison reminds us why we miss this guy.
We didn't know that "Historically Huge Asshole" was in the federal sentencing guidelines.
What could be better than Martin Shkreli at a child's birthday party?
We have Act 3 of "Martin Shkreli's Game"
That brings Martin's grand total to eight...so far.
This is the one everyone's been waiting for: the Martin Shkreli endorsement.
That dude's lucky Marty's got some pending legal issues to clear up otherwise he would've tasted pavement.
Looks like Martin is going to need to find a dope rhyme for "Securities fraud."
The former hedge funder should have seen this coming.
So many ways to go, and apparently- amazingly- some people have.
The hedge fund manager turned pharma CEO turned enfant terrible moves one step closer to an interview with James Lipton.