We didn't know that "Historically Huge Asshole" was in the federal sentencing guidelines.
We have Act 3 of "Martin Shkreli's Game"
That brings Martin's grand total to eight...so far.
This is the one everyone's been waiting for: the Martin Shkreli endorsement.
That dude's lucky Marty's got some pending legal issues to clear up otherwise he would've tasted pavement.
Looks like Martin is going to need to find a dope rhyme for "Securities fraud."
The former hedge funder should have seen this coming.
So many ways to go, and apparently- amazingly- some people have.
The hedge fund manager turned pharma CEO turned enfant terrible is doing schtick outside the Capitol.
Mr. Shkreli went to Washington...It sucked.
Martin is a victim of what he did last year, and he has been for years...
Martin spent his blizzard on the internet, begging for anyone to care.
Martin's not an inhuman criminal greed machine with an awful personality...He's just doing a "funny" bit.