WeWork Takes A More Holistic And Forward-Thinking View Of Its Counsciesness Regarding The IPO Process
Translation: Masa Son pulled the plug on this thing last night because of course he did.
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SoftBank And WeWork Have Some Kinky Thing Going And It's Weird To Watch
Get a room, you guys...WeKnow a place that charges by the month.
IPO Literally Built On Smiles Tanks On Listing, WeWork IPO Somehow Still Apparently Happening
SmileDirect is not finding much love today.
Never One To Fall Victim To Logic, WeWork Forging Ahead Towards An IPO
WeWork's drunkest friend begs WeWork to sober up, WeWork says "Nah, I'm good."
WeWork Asks Wall Street To Value It At More Than $20 Billion Or GTFO
This is escalating quickly.
Masa Son Is Down $600 Million On His Uber Investment, Because Art Is Pain
This is all part of the show, you philistines.
Masayoshi Son Turning To Some Different Patrons For His New Piece Of Financial Performance Art
With the Saudis taking a pass, the deKooning of money turns to Goldman Sachs for funding of his new work.
Masa Son Finding Out That Absurdly Big Numbers Aren't Always Fun
After Uber IPO disappoints, SoftBank looking to make it all back on the can't miss WeWork IPO.
SoftBank Might Take An Investment Fund Public For $100B, Because Money Is A Concept And Numbers Are Meaningless
Masayoshi Son, you glorious sumbitch.
World's Greatest Living Financial Performance Artist Unveils New Work: Losing $130 Million By Buying Bitcoin At The Top
Masayoshi Son remains the de Kooning of money.
Softbank CEO Masa Son Is Officially the Greatest Performance Artist In Finance
The de Kooning of money is about to create his masterpiece.
WeWork Changes Name In Obvious Attempt To Confuse SoftBank Into Giving It More Money
With the spigot from Masa Son turning off slowly, WeWork's self-adoration takes a dark turn.
President-Elect Trump Absentmindedly Forgets To Thank Saudis For Funding SoftBank's $50 Billion Investment In Making America Great Again
It's almost like things are just being said without nuance or verification...
The CEO Of SoftBank Would Love To Retire But He Has That Whole GD Robot Apocalypse To Prepare For
But, the coming singularity aside, Masayoshi Son is totally ready to step aside.