Matt Zames
WeWork Asking Jamie Dimon "Why Stop Now, Baby?"
What's left of We is hoping JPM will pony up $2 billion to keep the kombucha taps running, but that would almost certainly come with Dimon-strenght strings attached.
It's Official, No One Wants To Run Wells Fargo
Anybody want to make millions running a $207B megabank?...No?...Ok, then.
Wells Fargo Narrowing Down CEO Candidates To Mostly Women, Hoping Any Of Them Will Take It
There is a lot of wild chatter coming from inside The Stagecoach.
Imaginary Wells Fargo CEO Shortlist Down To Marty Chavez And Matt Zames
Now that Harvey Schwartz has turned The Stagecoach down allow us to take the reins of this job search.
Deutsche Bank Now Hoping That Jamie Dimon's Prodigal Apprentice Has Some Dark Magic To Share
Christian Sewing is turning to Matt Zames and Cereberus for help in saving his dying bank.
After 13 Years Of Doing Jamie Dimon's Dirty Work, Matt Zames Could Save Uber In His Sleep
Upon reflection, there might only be one choice to clean up Kalanick's mess.
Matt Zames Decides Life Is Too Short To Spend As The Hand Of King Dimon
Pour one out for the latest potential Jamie successor to bid adieu to JPMorgan.
New JPMorgan CIO Doesn't Get Out Of Bed For Less Than A Great Depression-Level Financial Catastrophe
Earlier today, it was announced that Matt Zames had been named JPMorgan's new Chief Investment Officer, to replace Ina Drew, the woman who supervised the trader responsible for the firm's whale of a loss and was dismissed over the weekend. Previously, Zames served as the firm's head of fixed income and while he may be happy to be seen by senior management as a guy capable of putting out at a fire, based on his experience, is probably at least a little bit underwhelmed by the task. From Kate Kelly's Street Fighters: Matt Zames had been down this road before. He had started his career at Long-Term Capital Management in the winter of 1994, shortly after college. There he witnessed firsthand what could happen when a bunch of shortsighted executives didn't manage their risk properly...By the time he reached the sixth floor it was after midnight. His team was huddled with a group of Bear managers in one of the conference rooms. Zames had one question for the Bear team: How much cash and collateral did it have on hand?...Zames shook his head. "This isn't going to be necessary," he told them. "This whole thing is fucked." Guy had a front-row seat for LTCM and Bear's implosion and now he's being asked to do what, exactly? Clean up a minor mess at a *solvent* bank? It's almost a little insulting, actually. Call him when you've got SOMETHING REAL. JPMorgan Says Ina Drew to Retire, Replaced by Zames as CIO [Bloomberg]