Melvin Capital Management
Gabe Plotkin Backtracking On Fee Reset Faster Than He’s Losing Money
Actually, yea, that was a really stupid idea. Totally. Just, like, forget about it and stuff.
Gabe Plotkin Wants A Mulligan
And he’d like the people half of whose money he’s lost to pay for it.
Crispin Odey, Gabe Plotkin Going In Very Different Directions
Investors with either of them are still in the red, but only one is still stockpiling scarlet ink.
Merrick Garland Ready To Finish Off Short Sellers
What r/wallstreetbets started, the Justice Department aims to finish.
The Redditors Have Finally Gotten To Gabe Plotkin
To mark the one-year anniversary of his humiliation, the Melvin Capital chief is launching the “I’ve Lost My Nerve” Fund.
Goofballs Still Burning Melvin Capital, Et. Al.
GameStop may not be selling weed or ice cream or dog food, but it and its ilk are certainly selling a lot of stock.
Melvin Capital Needs No Historic Short Squeeze To Lose A Bunch Of Money
Gabe Plotkin’s comeback proves short-lived, much to Steve Cohen and Ken Griffin’s chagrin.
Degenerates Kicking Hedge Fund They Pushed To The Floor While It’s Down
The hits keep coming for Gabe Plotkin.
Turns Out Hertz’s Future Not As Bright As Day Traders Hoped
Their first stock market toy is being taken away, and they aren’t getting anything for it.
It Sure Is A Good Thing Gabe Plotkin Made $846 Million Last Year
It’s good to be able to afford to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short squeeze if, in fact, you are going to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short-squeeze.
Who’d Like To Help Steve Cohen Out With His Little Liquidity Problem?
The Big Guy’s got some anger to take out on the markets with your money.
Leave Steve Cohen Alone You Monsters
The Big Guy’s Twitter account was just about the only good thing to come out of 2020 and now you’ve ruined it.
Hedge Fund Billionaires Take Break From Losing Money On GameStop, Figuring Out Why To Beef On Twitter, TV
Steve Cohen wants everyone to “chile” out.
Ken Griffin, Steve Cohen Not Enjoying This Game. Stop.
This is getting very expensive, very, very quickly.
The Greatest Of All Time Weren’t So Hot In 2020
Luckily for most of them, a long track record is fairly immune to short-term mediocrity or worse.
Point72 Basically A Fund Of Funds At This Point
An ex-SAC subadvisor is turbocharging the Big Guy’s not-terribly-impressive returns.