Pack your bags, Jim Cramer, you're getting called up to the big show.
We're going to miss this adorable sonofabitch.
Last month, we learned that at some point over the summer, Richard Kimball Jr. had left Goldman Sachs. Not knowing his plans, at the time we speculated he was either starting his own hedge fund, as former bankers, particularly ones who've been partners at Goldman, tend to do, or designing a line for La Perla, as people whose adult pool parties and clothing-optional Halloween gatherings that enrage the neighbors also tend to do. Today, however, we were informed that we were wrong on both counts. While owning a hedge fund or designing lingerie seem like they would fall in Kimball's wheelhouse, his new gig is actually more perfect for him than anything would could have imagined. 'Cause when one thinks of Rick Kimball Jr, one thinks PAR-TAY ANIMAL. And when you're a par-tay animal on the level of The Kimballer, you need to take important steps to ensure the party don't stop. Safeguards, if you will. One reason often cited by people who've been engaging in some hard partying for "never doing that again" is the desire to not suffer crippling hangovers the next day. But what if Rick Kimball told you you could party like no one was watching without ever waking up to another hangover again? Would that sound like something you'd be interested in? Because what we're saying is: Rick Kimball is currently running a hangover prevention company.*