Christian Sewing now contemplating just running the whole show out of some WeWorks.
Hey, Commerzbank, congratulations on your impending shotgun marriage to Frankfurt's hottest mess.
James von Moltke cannot believe that the press has the balls to say that anyone wants to merge with Deutsche Bank.
You a thirsty motherfucker, Randall Stephenson.
These kinds of profits can buy you like two weeks of groceries at Whole Foods, ie a large fortune.
All this mega-deal has to worry about is John Mackey's obvious priapism.
Oh, Evita Breadsticks, we'll will miss you most of all...
Fare thee well, Purple Kingdom, the stench of your failure will keep you alive in our hearts.
Also, a semi-regular reminder that BlackBerry still exists.
Is Altaba an Esperanto word for "The Blonde Lady Hurt Me"?
This engagement was never gonna work out, you guys.
The merger is mega, but the cruelty is deep.
Oh, Marissa, you've outdone yourself.
We hope these crazy kids can make this work.
What we talk about when we talk about desperate tech companies.
ValueAct Capital totally meant to mention that.
A lot of top members are struggling to cope with the Marriott merger news but Starwood is thinking carbs my help.