Uncle Carl is so full of emotion over the Eldorado/Caesar's merger that he thinks he's a peasant now.
"Truist Financial Corp." is about to be the sixth largest bank in America.
Why you gotta c-block the United Technologies/Raytheon merger, Bill?
It s starting to seem like Deutsche Bank doesn't have a clear picture of itself.
If Deutsche Bank puts all its bad assets, liabilities and stalled business lines into one entity, what would be left of Deutsche Bank?
Deutsche Bank and Commerzbank are exploring a co-dependent marriage predicated on ruining thousands of lives.
It really feels like The Big Grundle is giving out anonymous primo quotes to reporters about what he did in Trump's White House.
Christian Sewing now contemplating just running the whole show out of some WeWorks.
Hey, Commerzbank, congratulations on your impending shotgun marriage to Frankfurt's hottest mess.
James von Moltke cannot believe that the press has the balls to say that anyone wants to merge with Deutsche Bank.
You a thirsty motherfucker, Randall Stephenson.
These kinds of profits can buy you like two weeks of groceries at Whole Foods, ie a large fortune.
All this mega-deal has to worry about is John Mackey's obvious priapism.
Oh, Evita Breadsticks, we'll will miss you most of all...
Fare thee well, Purple Kingdom, the stench of your failure will keep you alive in our hearts.
Also, a semi-regular reminder that BlackBerry still exists.
Is Altaba an Esperanto word for "The Blonde Lady Hurt Me"?
This engagement was never gonna work out, you guys.
The merger is mega, but the cruelty is deep.