Federal Court Revives Long-Form Financial Performance Art Of Masa Son
He gets to sell Sprint and its $40 billion in debt and lives to do something else bizarre.
mergers and acquisitions
The Winkelvii Acquired A CryptoKitties-Based Startup Founded By Another Pair Of Identical Twins, And Those Are All Words We Just Typed
Tyler and Cameron are all about The Brothers Cock Foster and their "nifties."
Robinhood Now Daring Goldman Sachs Not To Acquire It
DJ D-Sol should ask Charles Schwab about the wisdom of ignoring the kamikaze trading platform for Millennials.
Etsy Clearly Under The Impression That It Has Earned The Right To Start Acting Like Etsy Again
Buying a platform that sells new and used music equipment for $275 million is the kind of thing we used to be able to mock Etsy for...but they've ruined that for us.
Rahm Emanuel To Bring The Subtlety Of Chicago Politics To Boutique Investment Banking
Here's something that won't anger anyone.
Supermarket Chain Sues Goldman Sachs For Not Disclosing That It Would Behave Like Goldman Sachs
United Natural Foods really should have read the not-so-fine print.
Disney Fox Deal Signals Epic Shift In Sports Television That Still Won't Get The Dodgers Back On In LA
There are upheavals and there are miracles.
Not Even The Coming End Of Days Will Stop Elon Musk From Acquiring Stuff
Don't look now but Elon is buying stuff...seriously, don't look.
Microsoft Pays $26 Billion To Figure Out What LinkedIn Is For
It looks like Microsoft just bought LinkedIn at its 2010 valuation.
AT&T Now Part Of The Under-Bidding Process For What's Left Of Yahoo: Bloomberg
"Seriously bro?" asks a weary Verizon.
Did The Allergan-Pfizer Deal Fall Through? Pfizer Investors Hadn’t Noticed
Pfizer investors are getting high on their own supply.
Marissa Mayer Is Suddenly The Most Popular Girl In The Valley
Who DOESN'T want to buy Yahoo for whatever it might - or might not be - worth?
No One On Wall Street Will Be Left Un-F@cked If Pfizer Allergan Deal Collapses
Jack Lew: Killer of dreams
Dell's Tab For Big Data Relevancy Comes To About $67 Billion
Why be nimble when you can be historically huge?
Dennis Kozlowski 'Bout Ready To Print Up New Business Cards
The ex-con has plans to run an M&A consulting shop, if you know anyone who's interested.