mergers and acquisitions
Self-Employed? Weird Credit Profile? Unconcerned By Soaring Inflation And Mortgage Rates? Venkat Would Like To Get You Into A Nice New Semi-Detached
Where others flee, Barclays boldly doubles down.
State Street Agrees: Buying Credit Suisse Would Be Stupid
Turns out rumors sometimes are just rumors.
Layoffs Watch ’22: State Street Might Like To Buy A Smaller Credit Suisse
What will come first? The cannings or the unsolicited offer?
Firm Founded By Friend Of Sex Criminal Wants To Help Leader Of Alleged Discriminatory Companies Buy Another Company
Apollo Global Management has the money Elon Musk needs to buy Twitter.
Elon Musk Makes Totally Serious, Good Faith Offer To Buy Twitter
One we’re sure is every bit as well planned as the one to take Tesla private.
Miami Bitcoin Faithful Feeling Better Than Miami Crypto Investors
No news is good news and oh look here’s Mark Zuckerberg again to ruin everything.
Gary Gensler Comes Not To Mourn SPACs But To Bury Them
The SEC comes for the ailing sector with a coup-de-grace.
Billionaire Says He Just Got ‘Lucky’ When Friend Sold His Company To Microsoft
Definitely no exchange of non-public information involved, sayeth Barry Diller.
Just Call Him Private Equity Paul Singer
The Elliott Management chief has a new way of getting his way.
Spirit Airlines Will Merge With Frontier, And I Will Double Down On My Vow To Fly Delta
Frontier: I shudder to even say its name.
We All Owe A Debt Of Gratitude To The New York Times
Remember that when it puts Wordle behind a paywall.
UBS Hires Robots To Manage Money For Relatively Poor People
$1.4 billion is a small price to pay to not have to hire financial advisers.
The Student Has Become The Master
That or Wells Fargo finally found a depth from which there was nowhere to go but up.
Former McKinsey Partner Pleads Guilty To Living Up To His Own Name
Puneet Diskhit is going up the river.
That Buzzing Is The Sound Of The SPAC Bubble Collapsing
Because there’s certainly no buzz around BuzzFeed’s public debut.
Hedge Fund’s Bloodlust For Local Newspapers Has Not Been Sated
Alden Global is back on the newsprint prowl.
Absolute Jewel Of A Bank Worth About As Much As A Rhinestone
Like the Hope Diamond, a curse hangs round the glitter of Monte dei Paschi di Siena.
WeWork’s Dream Of Going Public Is About To Come True
All it took was changing everything about itself, an 80% valuation haircut and Shaq.
Carl Icahn Thinks Gas Utility Is Bloated Enough Already
And Uncle Carl knows a thing or two about that.
David Solomon Wants To Help You Buy That New Vacuum Cleaner
In fairness, Marcus Goldman got his start peddling household goods, so….
Payments For Payments
The latest deal trend is exchanging money for companies that exchange money.
Landlord Not Going To Let A Little Hedge Fund Meltdown Cost It $160,000
And the people who it cost $5.5 billion are gonna try to not repeat the experience.