The SPAC-and-IPO party on Wall Street will have to stand in for the traditional holiday festivities this year.
Take that, Satya Nadella.
You’d trust Nasdaq to keep you out of trouble with technology, right?
You don’t want to be the guy who strikes a deal days before Muddy Waters, uh, strikes.
Imagine thinking that bringing on a piece of Wells Fargo is a net-plus.
So Jim Gorman wants to turn Morgan Stanley into Schwab.
And, this being a Quibi show, it’d be great if the courtship could be short and sweet and not subject to too much inspection.
He gets to sell Sprint and its $40 billion in debt and lives to do something else bizarre.
Tyler and Cameron are all about The Brothers Cock Foster and their "nifties."
DJ D-Sol should ask Charles Schwab about the wisdom of ignoring the kamikaze trading platform for Millennials.
Buying a platform that sells new and used music equipment for $275 million is the kind of thing we used to be able to mock Etsy for...but they've ruined that for us.
Here's something that won't anger anyone.
United Natural Foods really should have read the not-so-fine print.
There are upheavals and there are miracles.
Don't look now but Elon is buying stuff...seriously, don't look.
It looks like Microsoft just bought LinkedIn at its 2010 valuation.