Michael Cohen
Crack Dealers Understand FBI Warrants Better Than Trump's Crack Team Of Lawyers
Top lawyers know enough to stay away.
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True To Form, Deutsche Bank Loses For Winning In Trump Supreme Court Rulings
Someone at the Frankfurt mailroom might want to keep an eye out for envelopes postmarked Albany and Manhattan.
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Other Michael Cohen Also Going To Jail
The ex-Och-Ziff Europe chief will do roughly one day for each million in bribes.
Michael Cohen's Testimony Was Brutal For Public Funding Of Sports Sites
Trump Links is just the tip of the shitty iceberg.
Och-Ziff A Little To Eager To Settle African Bribery Charges
The Supreme Court was just a few months away from saving it some money.
O.G. Michael Cohen Pleads Not Guilty
The alleged Och-Ziff bribery guy. Not the simpering presidential turncoat.
AT&T Is Truly Sorry That It Paid A Genuine Idiot To Influence The Trump Administration On The Time Warner Deal
We are so sorry that we paid this intellectual cripple to get us HBO before "Game of Thrones" ends.
What The Takedown Of The Trump Crime Family Will Mean For Markets
Michael Cohen flipping on POTUS is the ultimate hedge.
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Ex-Och-Ziff Exec. Allegedly Dabbled In Yacht Financing With Predictable Results
Michael Cohen was (allegedly) one creative briber.
Guys Who Allegedly Made So Little Money Bribing People Och-Ziff Didn’t Notice Finally Noticed By SEC
The SEC could overlook bribing a few African government officials, but not -like- all of them.