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Michael Corbat
Marianne Lake's Destiny Is Now A Footrace
Michael Corbat promotes Jane Fraser to heir apparent at Citi, meaning Jamie Dimon better retire if he wants to make herstory.
Trump Asks Jamie, BriMo And Corbat "WTF Is Happening To My Market, You Guys?"
So even the White House doesn't know who's running Wells Fargo.
Layoff Watch '19: It's Citi's Turn To Cull Its Traders
Everyone else is doing it, so now Michael Corbat is too.
Citi President Decides To Spend More Time Not Dreading The Day He Turns Into Michael Corbat
Jamie Forese is stepping down from his role as Corbat's heir apparent.
House Democrats Bungle Bank CEO Hearing So Badly That Lloyd Blankfein Somehow Wins The Day
This was a true waste of everyone's time.
Citi Gave Michael Corbat An Extra Million For Keeping It Real Boring In 2018
The least memorable man in finance got a 4% bump, which feels quite fitting.
Citi Reports That It’s Still Way Too Big To Worry About A Massive Trading Loss
Mike Corbat: “I got creamed by that December volatility…come at me, bro.”
Citigroup Board Picks The Next Person To Ensure That Mike Corbat Always Feels Like Half A Man
John Dugan is the new chairman of the world's most boring megabank.
It Takes Poor Lloyd Blankfein Almost Two Full Days To Make What The Median Goldman Sachs Employees Makes In A Year
The Lloydster is ALSO getting shafted.
Goldman Sachs Has Zero Chill About Lloyd Blankfein's Questionable Email Practices
So what if the CEO credulously corresponded with a dopey prankster whose sole aim is to humiliate bank bosses?
Citi Thinks Goldman's Bummer Quarter Just Makes It Even Hotter Because Failure Is So Relatable
Yeah, Michael Corbat has a Lloyd Blankfein poster in his locker, so what?
Bonus Watch '17: Each Citi Junior Banker Is A Unique And Wondrous Snowflake
Cool bro Mikey Corbat is embracing that millennial management vibe.
Citi Still Citi, Even In Trumperica
In these uncertain times, it's comforting that we can rely on Citi to lag behind its peers.
Jamie Dimon Goes To Rome In Hopes Of Making London Jealous
While contemplating Brexit, Jamie realizes that Rome rules and London drools.
Big Bank CEOs Respond To Brexit In Comfortingly Predictable Fashion
Important men don't change in a crisis, they become bigger versions of themselves.
Citigroup Now Paying Millennial Employees To Go Away For Awhile
Citi wants its junior bankers to be happy people with personal lives...What is even happening?
Mike Huckabee Wants To Get Wall Street's Filthy Cash Out Of Washington's Sweaty G-String
Holy Huckabee's dirty imagination will haunt your dreams.