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Salesforce Shows That It, Too, Can Wildly Overpay For Wildly Overrated Things
Take that, Satya Nadella.
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Microsoft COO Hoping To Buck Trend Of Getting Fired By Ken Griffin
Welcome to Citadel Securities, Ken Turner.
Microsoft Pays $26 Billion To Figure Out What LinkedIn Is For
It looks like Microsoft just bought LinkedIn at its 2010 valuation.
Goldman Goes The Full Adele In Apology Note To Microsoft
Lloyd must have called Satya a thousand times.
Microsoft Finally Coming To Grips With The Fact That It Doesn't Make The iPhone
Nobody has a Microsoft smartphone, so Microsoft is gonna stop making smartphones.