The kids are not even a little bit alright.
We're stupid, but not this stupid
Nicotine always finds a way
The rare, legitimate Millennial complaint.
Listen here, Gramps.
BriMo wants to be good, but it's just so damn hard.
Hey Goldman Sachs, come and get your Millennial assholes.
This could be huge for the Bitcoin-price-powered buttplug market.
"For me?" Really, Stevie? Really?
Millennials have nothing to lose but their trading commissions.
Strangely, VICE is not into vice stocks.
The former Morgan Stanley CEO is kvetching about "Kids these days!"
In a rare coincidence, most of the banks that got paid by Snap to sell its stock think highly of Snap stock.
Millennials may be ruining a lot of things, but woefully uninformed day trading isn't one of them.
Or why many young people would rather talk about their STDs than their student loans.
Is there enough soap to wash out the mouths of an entire generation?
At BlackRock, "Formal" now means "Stonewash."
Resist if you like, but sooner or later, y'all will come around.
Or send pictures of their d*cks via Snapchat, more specifically.