The kids are not even a little bit alright.
We're stupid, but not this stupid
BriMo wants to be good, but it's just so damn hard.
It's like public and worth billions, or whatever. Who cares?
Hey Goldman Sachs, come and get your Millennial assholes.
This could be huge for the Bitcoin-price-powered buttplug market.
People evidently prefer trading for free to trading for not-free.
The cool-ification of 200 West threatens the very heart of Goldman Sachs.
Millennials have nothing to lose but their trading commissions.
Strangely, VICE is not into vice stocks.
The former Morgan Stanley CEO is kvetching about "Kids these days!"
In a rare coincidence, most of the banks that got paid by Snap to sell its stock think highly of Snap stock.
Millennials may be ruining a lot of things, but woefully uninformed day trading isn't one of them.
Or why many young people would rather talk about their STDs than their student loans.
Is there enough soap to wash out the mouths of an entire generation?
At BlackRock, "Formal" now means "Stonewash."
Turns out that the Millennials kind of want to be part of Goldman after all.
Resist if you like, but sooner or later, y'all will come around.
Or send pictures of their d*cks via Snapchat, more specifically.