Janus CEO Richard Weil is talking like he used to be married to Bill Gross.
The Nelson Muntz of bonds is having a day.
Mo El-Erian to The Fed is the kind of shit even we couldn't make up.
The Bill Gross bête-noir thought J-Yells showed just the kind of balance and measure that Donald Trump’s not looking for in a Fed chair.
Under the placid surface, markets are ripping in opposite directions.
Take it outside you guys...OUTSIDE!
The former PIMCO wizard has a new piece of wearable tech, and everything is different now.
As opposed to the face-to-how-dare-you-f*cking-look-at-me basis they'd grown accustomed to.
He's basically saying run for your lives.
Bill Gross wrote about death in his latest Investment Outlook; hopefully next month he'll return to his regularly scheduled programming of sartorial advice and vivid accounts of the first time he played 7 Minutes in Heaven.