Jamie Dimon Is A Pretty Permissive Babysitter, It Turns Out
He really let the kids run wild on their devices without even a glance.
Noted Epidemiologist James Gorman Acknowledges Slight Scientific Error
Seems we weren’t going to have this COVID stuff licked by Labor Day.
Goldman, Morgan Stanley Didn’t Just (Allegedly) Screw Credit Suisse Over On Archegos Sales
At least one company did not enjoy having its shares dumped, it says in lawsuit form.
Mismarking-Marred Morgan Stanley-ites Want You Money
The last refuge of the alleged financial scoundrel remains a hedge fund.
Law Firm Associate Has Major Bone To Pick With Morgan Stanley’s GC Over Office Return Demands
Perhaps this wasn't the best thing to draw a line in the sand about....
‘We Need All Lawyers In The Office’ Says Bank Definitely Not Freaking Out About Commercial Real Estate Portfolio
Morgan Stanley doth protest a lot about working from home.
Only 2.5% Of Crypto Fund Whose Founders Are Hiding In Fear For Their Lives Is Missing, Nothing To See Here
Just another normal day in the cryptoverse.
If You Are Go ing To (Allegedly) Illegally Work In Concert With Rivals To Avoid A Massive Hit On A Collapsing Family Office, At Least Make Sure You Avoid The Massive Hit
There’s nothing worse than getting hit with an antitrust fine on top of a multi-billion dollar loss.
What Credit Suisse Lacks In Money Lost On Archegos It Makes Up For In Ominous Requests For Information
The Justice Department and Prudential Regulation Authority have some questions.
Morgan Stanley To Uphold Oldest Wall Street Tradition
There’s a “girls not allowed” sign on the CEO office’s door.
Who’d Like To Help Steve Cohen Out With His Little Liquidity Problem?
The Big Guy’s got some anger to take out on the markets with your money.
Hedge Fund Billionaires Take Break From Losing Money On GameStop, Figuring Out Why To Beef On Twitter, TV
Steve Cohen wants everyone to “chile” out.
Bonus Watch ’20: Last Year Would Have Been A Great One To Work At Goldman, Morgan Stanley If Not For, You Know…
D-Sol and J-Gorm really would like to share they year’s bounty with you, but they just can’t right now.
Bonus Watch ’20: Your Bonus Is No Torches And Pitchforks At Your Front Door
BriMoy & co. are gonna hold on to what’s rightfully yours for your own good.
Pfizer and Moderna Will Make Bank On Their Vaccines
And not everyone is thrilled.
Running The Most Successful Bank On Wall Street Apparently Too Hard
So Jim Gorman wants to turn Morgan Stanley into Schwab.
America’s Regulatory Ranks Have No Room For Black People, But Plenty For Judy Shelton
Who says this country suffers from systemic racism?
James Gorman Worried He Won’t Set Another Earnings Record Next Quarter
I mean, sure, a 50% jump in profits seems great, but he wouldn’t want to set expectations too high.
Regulators Unceremoniously Dump Volcker Rule Into Crude Ditch Next To Its Author
But not without delivering another, posthumous “F.U.” to the late former Fed chief.