Thanks for nothing, Wall Street.
1,200 of you are on the market this holiday season to make the CEO feel a little better.
Ami Forte will have to find other ways of getting into elderly rich guys’ pants.
Certain bankers might wish to avoid entering any Saudi diplomatic posts for the time being.
No, James Gorman isn’t any more interested in hearing about how great retail banks are doing, either, thank you.
The Morgan Stanley CEO tells CNBC that the president is acting like a total bogan, yeah?
Can one properly pre-gauge the sucking bafflement in a $1 billion loss on $4 billion in revenue?
Tech IPOs are truly a new frontier in logical reasoning.
Morgan Stanley's Adam Jonas is the Judas Iscariot of Muskism.
If an underwriter is using a naked short to sell you insurance on an IPO and you still buy into it, you might be too dumb to have money.
Former apostle Adam Jonas has downgraded Tesla four times, and the rooster has not yet crowed.
Marianne Lake is not impressed.
The modern IPO landscape is not dumb at all.
Jim Gorman is like SUCH a shopaholic now, you guys.
Even binding arbitration might be getting short Morgan Stanley this week.
A former Super Bowl champion, too.
That sound you hear is David Solomon giggling maniacally.
Wall Street's nascent top dog does not like what it hears in the market winds.