Just another normal day in the cryptoverse.
There’s nothing worse than getting hit with an antitrust fine on top of a multi-billion dollar loss.
The Justice Department and Prudential Regulation Authority have some questions.
There’s a “girls not allowed” sign on the CEO office’s door.
The Big Guy’s got some anger to take out on the markets with your money.
Steve Cohen wants everyone to “chile” out.
D-Sol and J-Gorm really would like to share they year’s bounty with you, but they just can’t right now.
BriMoy & co. are gonna hold on to what’s rightfully yours for your own good.
And not everyone is thrilled.
So Jim Gorman wants to turn Morgan Stanley into Schwab.
Who says this country suffers from systemic racism?
I mean, sure, a 50% jump in profits seems great, but he wouldn’t want to set expectations too high.
But not without delivering another, posthumous “F.U.” to the late former Fed chief.
That has to be the explanation for her firing, right?
These words mean different, diametrically opposite things in Jim Gorman’s homeland.
There will be no banking intern vomit on Stone Street this year.
Global pandemics are what Jim Gorman’s pessimism was made for.
You like what you like, and Jim Gorman really likes that talking baby.
Thanks for nothing, Wall Street.