The Big Guy’s got some anger to take out on the markets with your money.
Steve Cohen wants everyone to “chile” out.
D-Sol and J-Gorm really would like to share they year’s bounty with you, but they just can’t right now.
BriMoy & co. are gonna hold on to what’s rightfully yours for your own good.
And not everyone is thrilled.
So Jim Gorman wants to turn Morgan Stanley into Schwab.
Who says this country suffers from systemic racism?
I mean, sure, a 50% jump in profits seems great, but he wouldn’t want to set expectations too high.
But not without delivering another, posthumous “F.U.” to the late former Fed chief.
That has to be the explanation for her firing, right?
These words mean different, diametrically opposite things in Jim Gorman’s homeland.
There will be no banking intern vomit on Stone Street this year.
Global pandemics are what Jim Gorman’s pessimism was made for.
You like what you like, and Jim Gorman really likes that talking baby.
Thanks for nothing, Wall Street.
1,200 of you are on the market this holiday season to make the CEO feel a little better.
Ami Forte will have to find other ways of getting into elderly rich guys’ pants.
Certain bankers might wish to avoid entering any Saudi diplomatic posts for the time being.
No, James Gorman isn’t any more interested in hearing about how great retail banks are doing, either, thank you.