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Winklevii Doing Everything They Can To Suck The Fun Out Of Bitcoins
Do your metaphorical manipulation of your metaphorical currencies on another metaphorical exchange.
Enough Of This Half-Assed 'Futures' Nonsense, Which Of You Banks Is Gonna Trade Actual Bitcoins?
Stop pussyfooting around start making some crypto markets.
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Nasdaq Fancies Itself Too Good For Weed
The stock exchange operator apparently has little interest in opening its doors to a "cannabis social networking company."
Twitter is Making Twitter Look Bad on Twitter
A publicly-traded platform for rumormongering is learning a very hard lesson about rumors at this moment.
Some People, Their Lawyers Will Split $26.5 Million Because Nasdaq Screwed Something Up Three Years Ago
That something starts with an 'F' and ends with a 'acebook IPO'.
Meanwhile, Over At NYSE
But you Tom Farley, with the cone hats and the plastic kazoos? I want to party with you cowboy
This Fall, Matriculate At Nasdaq University's School Of Tech
Come one, come all, ye Zuckerbergs of tomorrow.