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SEC Making Sure Gary Gensler Will Feel Right At Home
You can authorize and investigation and you can authorize an investigation and you and you and you, too!
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Noted Glitch Manufacturer Would Like To Sell You Some Anti-Money Laundering Software
You’d trust Nasdaq to keep you out of trouble with technology, right?
Literally No One Likes SEC Hedge Fund Secrecy Plan, Except The People Who Run The SEC
That’s a big, “Thanks, but no thanks” from the hedge funds on getting rid of most 13Fs.
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Best Buds Jay Clayton, Bill Barr Join Forces To Make Exchanges Rue The Day They Tried To Stop Jay Clayton From Rejecting Premium Data Fee Hike
How about no premium data fees at all, you monopolistic bastards?
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Winklevii Doing Everything They Can To Suck The Fun Out Of Bitcoins
Do your metaphorical manipulation of your metaphorical currencies on another metaphorical exchange.
Enough Of This Half-Assed 'Futures' Nonsense, Which Of You Banks Is Gonna Trade Actual Bitcoins?
Stop pussyfooting around start making some crypto markets.
Nasdaq Fancies Itself Too Good For Weed
The stock exchange operator apparently has little interest in opening its doors to a "cannabis social networking company."
Twitter is Making Twitter Look Bad on Twitter
A publicly-traded platform for rumormongering is learning a very hard lesson about rumors at this moment.
Some People, Their Lawyers Will Split $26.5 Million Because Nasdaq Screwed Something Up Three Years Ago
That something starts with an 'F' and ends with a 'acebook IPO'.
Meanwhile, Over At NYSE
But you Tom Farley, with the cone hats and the plastic kazoos? I want to party with you cowboy
This Fall, Matriculate At Nasdaq University's School Of Tech
Come one, come all, ye Zuckerbergs of tomorrow.