Never give your money to someone who mentions guaranteed returns. Or musical theater.
Looks like somebody is going to be multi-tasking the general election with defending himself from fraud charges.
Since Andrew Cuomo can't find a new chief banking regulator, Jamie Dimon would like to put his old lawyer's name in the sorting hat.
"Albany? You cray bro." - Carl Icahn
Cantor is loving those margins on Mary Jane.
He's just saying that Ben Lawsky is "Kim Jong Un-ish."
It's called the Golden Rectangle. And if you're reading this, there's a decent chance you work in it.