Turns out people don't love minor league football.
The Haslems gonna Haslem.
Based on who's playing quarterback in the NFL, Colin Kaepernick is going to have a successful 2019...in court.
Non-hedge fund billionaires need not apply.
Roger Goodell is the John Cryan of Sports.
Adam Silver is working hard on his "Anti-Roger Goddell" impression.
May you ever love something as much as the Mad Dog of Wall Street loves his Eagles.
We can only root for so much losing.
After weeks of mediocre ratings for terrible football, the NFL is ready to make good.
And don't get him started on breasts.
Jerry Jones can make any amount of money not worth it.
When the pizza so bad, you best blame Goodell and Kaepernick.
Roger Goodell is not very self-aware.
When quarterbacks leave the pocket of acceptable thought, they get sacked by corporate partners.
So, how is "sticking to sports" working out?
The tax plan can wait, this is much more important.
The NFL is perhaps too comfortable with its dominance, and pro athletes are getting killed on those taxes.
Is overly aggressive trademarking of the "Super Bowl" actually cheating the craven NFL out of money?
If sea levels keep rising, every sports team will be relocating to deserts.