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NYSE Is Triggered And Saucy About Being Called "Nice-Y" Which Is What Everyone Should Call It Forever
You should never tweet, Nice-Y.
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Tom Farley's Greatest Act At NYSE Was Pranking Snap Into Going Public
It turns out that Evan Spiegel really wasn't told how the public markets work.
Like Many Women Before Her "Fearless Girl" Is Sticking Around, But In A Different Part Of Wall Street...And In A Less-Defined Role
Everyone's favorite statue is getting a taste of what life is like for many outspoken women on Wall Street.
NYSE Tests Out IEX-Style Speed Bump It Once Said Would 'Create A Calamity'
Brad Katsuyama is out there somewhere enjoying a celebratory non-fat yogurt.
NYSE Would Like To Know What The Flash Boys Are Putting In Their Yogurt
What is up with the yogurt analogies?
John Thain, Finance Titan Who Introduced $35,000 Commodes To Wall Street, Will Retire In March
What's next? We have some theories.
All Things Considered, Total Shutdown Of Spiritual Home Of Capitalism Not That Big A Deal
This week's glitch? NBD.
So, That Was Some Day Huh?
Europe roiled, China continued a curious collapse and NYSE got glitchy wit' it.
Happy Humpday, Everything Is Broken!
Time to get the gold from under your mattress and head over to your weird uncle's cabin.
Meanwhile, Over At NYSE
But you Tom Farley, with the cone hats and the plastic kazoos? I want to party with you cowboy