Och-Ziff Capital Management

The alleged Och-Ziff bribery guy. Not the simpering presidential turncoat.

A year-and-a-half under Dan Och is plenty for Alesia Haas, thank you.

Saving his firm was such a rush that the Och-Ziff founder decided on a grievous self-inflicted wound to try again.

Michael Cohen was (allegedly) one creative briber.

The people of New Hampshire wish to ski free and have Och-Ziff die.

Something’s got to account for Och-Ziff’s escape from its downward spiral.

By which we mean they are looking less down.

Oh, like EVERY fund isn't dealing with 11 figure withdrawals? Oh, they're not?

The SEC could overlook bribing a few African government officials, but not -like- all of them.

Dan Och and Co. are holding up a stiff middle finger to the end of 2016.

The horror...the horror.

And cheeses and meats.

Engaging in massive bribery will do that to you.

Which would be a marked departure from the hedge fund's previous way of doing business.

So it's gonna cut investors a deal.