Wells Fargo Tries Playing Dead, Market Very Easily Convinced
The stagecoach stopped rolling online and everyone beat it like a dead horse (we lost this metaphor).
oopsies
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Don’t Worry: Steve Wynn Already Has An Elbow-Hole-In-The-Picasso Guy
He does beautiful work on other multi-million-dollar canvas holes, too.
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Banker Who Walked HSBC Colleagues Through Fine Art Of Tossing A Client's Kid An Internship To Win Business, Over Chat, Is Gonna Take Off Now
Robert Domanko is taking a nice long summer break.
Area Billioniare Can't Be Expected To Keep Track Of All Her Picassos
Paupers know where their priceless works of art are at all times. Billionaires remark "Hmm, I can't remember the last time I saw that thing."
Georgian Oligarch Wants To Know Where His God Damn Money Is, Credit Suisse
WHERE'S THE MONEY CREDIT SUISSE?
Senator Bob Corker Disappointed In The 'Filing Errors' That Resulted In Him Failing To Mention Millions In Income
You're bad, Filing Errors, you're very bad!
Deutsche Bank Is Sorry It Violated U.S. Sanctions Laws 27,000 Times
Although, DB would like to just point out that it hasn't even talked to Iran, Libya, Syria etc. in, like, years.
Dick Fuld Doesn't Want To Spoil Anyone's Appetite
The former Lehman Brothers CEO knows some topics aren't appropriate to discuss at the dinner table.
John Kasich Is About To Learn That Long-Ago Bromances With Dick Fuld Never Die
Gushing about your good buddy Dick Fuld in 2001 does not look great in 2015.