Vestigial Remnant Of Sears Sues Eddie Lampert And Steve Mnuchin For Merely Being Themselves
This is how the fable would end if the turtle survived and lawyered up on the scorpion.
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The NHL Let Its Main Character Get Killed Off Early On In The Playoffs
This is just bad scriptwriting.
Baseball Executives Want Fans To Watch Baseball Anywhere, But Only Very Specific Parts Of Anywhere
Are MLB and MiLB making it purposefully harder to...watch baseball?
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Uber's $100 Billion IPO Is The Final Symptom Of A Very Dumb And Very Fatal Disease
The hubris of everyone's least-favorite ridesharing company is outmatched only by its pile of burning cash.
And Now, Some Words From Someone Who Is Totally Not Running For President, Jamie Dimon
Doesn't every bank CEO speak sonorously of American promise and augur the menace of socialism in their annual letters?
Mike Trout's Absurdly Enormous Record-Breaking Contract Is An Objective Bargain
Money has lost its nominal meaning in major sports contracts, but Mike Trout is a definitive generational talent.
The New Paradigm Of Social Media Is The Death Of The News Business
Some thoughts from Dealbreaker's new friend, John McAfee.
MLB Is Fixing Another Problem It Doesn't Have
Andrew Chafin is the new poster boy for what isn't really wrong with baseball.
Crypto Gambling Billionaire Tweets Out Pics Of Fun Evening Spent Watching VERY Young Girls Twerk For Him
Even John McAfee might be a little skeeved out by how Calvin Ayre's Twitter feed.
Anne Dinning Cuts Herself A Sweet Deal To Give DE Shaw The Most Expensive Token In Finance
PRO TIP: If you're going to reappoint an esteemed female investor to the all-male leadership of your hedge fund at a pivotal cultural moment, at least pretend she's going to do it full-time.
Goldman Sachs Tells Everyone That They Should Stop Being Silly Little Socialists And Love Buybacks
Don't let anyone tell you that Goldman doesn't keeps it real.
After Ruining The Meaning Of "Billionaire," Forbes Sets Its Target On The Idea Of Being "Self-made"
We see what you're laying the groundwork for here, Steve Forbes.
Michael Cohen's Testimony Was Brutal For Public Funding Of Sports Sites
Trump Links is just the tip of the shitty iceberg.
Peanuts Will Outlive Straws At American Ballparks
The Dodgers are on the cutting edge of MLB wokeness, which is a hedge.
Deutsche Bank Is Flexing On The Trump Administration Because It Actually Can
Christian Sewing has finally found a situation in which he holds some cards.
Steve Mnuchin Walks Alone Through The Empty Halls Of The Treasury Department
This feels like a safe moment for the global economy.
The NBA Just Made Us All Watch It Without Bouncing A Ball
One day a year, The Association turns into a batshit version of Tinder, and we all love it.
Amazon Stock Looks Limp Today
Jeff Bezos employs "The Gundlach Gambit" on the National Enquirer and the market is trying to figure out how to feel.
Donald Trump Nominates David Malpass To Bring Some Of His Bear Stearns Magic To The World Bank
A man who is literally a bad move is America's latest gift to the world economy.
Goldman Sachs And JPM Will Take Your Mom's Favorite Social Media App Public Soon
Pinterest is going with the big guns.
The Marginal Tax Rate Is Less Of A Threat To Shortsellers Than It Is To Shortstops
Will AOC bring the salary cap to baseball?
Wilbur Ross Goes On Live Television To Prove Once Again That Wilbur Ross Should Never Go On Live Television
Between naps, the Commerce Secretary manages to pour cold water on China trade optimism and tell furloughed government workers to eat..."cake."
Jeff Gundlach Mournfully Concludes That We Mortals Cannot Handle His Truth
J-Gundz didn't quit Twitter so much as he quit on "us."