Hedge funds are finding Alpha in the fallacy of a US/China trade accord.
Uncle Lloyd falls prey to the old billionaire curse of forgetting to not engage with Elizabeth Warren.
Press X, Y, Down, Down, Left, Y, X for what has to be securities fraud.
Leon Cooperman is trying to accidentally get a Democrat elected again with his unsolicited angry "Advice."
Every time The Coop opens his mouth, another Bernie Bro gets a crush on Elizabeth.
Masa Son remains clearly determined to make Neumann look like a transformative business genius.
Sure, it's weird that MLB is letting investment funds grab equity in franchises, but at least the teams are already obsessed with being investment grade.
The Xi Gang is unsubtly telling Team Trump to play along with Beijing if it wants to keep the markets sanguine on a trade deal.
Charles Schwab thinks this modern IPO market might be bullsh!t.
Officially pulling the IPO is going to hurt, but it's time for pain at We.
Did you really believe the White House was barring all US investment in Chinese markets? What are you, Peter Navarro?
Translation: Masa Son pulled the plug on this thing last night because of course he did.
Get a room, you guys...WeKnow a place that charges by the month.
Adam Neumann is experimenting with quasi-realistic thinking.
What he meant to say was don't not crash the economy by "accident."
Rising costs on goods might be bad for consumers AND manufacturers, muses everyone.
The Wizard of the Westport Woods needs all you Najarian-watching morons to listen the f up.