Elon Musk Admits To Being Lame At Orgies
"When's Elon gonna shut up about The Singularity and plow someone?" thought all the VCs, standing there naked from the fleece vest down.
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Dominique Strauss-Kahn Not Gonna Apologize For Needing A Little Orgy Party Every Now And Then To Take His Mind Off Saving The Entire Financial System
The most libidinous International Monetary Fund chief ever is sorry he's not sorry.
Hedge Fund PM And Media Magnate Wife Detail Interest In Attending Networking Event For "The Sexual Elite"
Also, a full run-down of the evening, for those who haven't heard from their counterparts at UBS.
UBS Employees Slated To Attend Networking Party For "The Sexual Elite" This Weekend: Report
The event has been described as being "like a buffet," if you're used to eating at a buffet that serves Alaskan king crab legs and singles* looking to do some extreme mingling. (*Marrieds also welcome.)