For Johnny Cryin, the choice is between weltschmerz and nothingness.
Even John Cryan would be hard-pressed to disagree that working at Deutsche Bank is bad for you.
The Germans are "going on a diet" that will involve a "painstaking, methodical, meticulous approach to boosting efficiency" and "very significantly streamlining" in the investment bank and no one, not even the people hiding out in Chicago are safe. "Yet more DB cuts: 3 directors, 1 managing director and 1 vp in Chicago last week." [MarketWatch]