Paul Achleitner
Deutsche Bank CEO Makes Good On Pledge To Piss Away 15% Of His Comp By Investing It In Deutsche Bank Stock
Christian Sewing is really going The Full Lutheran.
Deutsche Bank's Head Investment Banker Is Facing The Ax Because No Duh
Paul Achleitner has created a situation in which he feels that he can't afford to fire the chief of his failing investment banking unit.
It's Difficult To Hear Christian Sewing Brag About Deutsche Bank's Rebirth What With All Those Police Sirens Blaring Outside Deutsche Bank HQ
German police raid Deutsche Bank after realizing that it hasn't been fined for anything in like months.
Deutsche Bank Wondering Aloud If Anyone Wants To Buy A Totally Healthy Not-At-All Broken German Bank
Paul Achleitner has a plan...well, a new plan, the other plans were disastrous and he sees that now.
Drama-Thirsty Deutsche Bank Chairman Expresses Love For John Thain, And Quality Seamen
Paul Achleitner is really enjoying day one of life after Johnny Cryin, while Deutsche Bankers remain angst-ridden.
Deutsche Bank's Mercy Killing Of John Cryan Is Predictably Free Of Mercy
Congrats(?) to Christian Sewing.
John Cryan Fully Committed To Flagellating Himself For The Next Two Years
No one else may want to be at Deutsche Bank, but the chief wants to go down with the ship.
Deutsche Bank CEO Search Exactly The Catastrophe You’d Expect
Better to let the new guy know what he’s in for, assuming there will actually be a new guy.
John Cryan’s Diligent Search For Fault At Deutsche Bank Still Coming Up ‘Not Ours’
Cryin. Cryan. Cryyyyyin, over youuuu.